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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #930 on: October 06, 2011, 12:14:55 AM »
Quote from: English Privateer on October 05, 2011, 11:10:46 PM
I have a nose that is too big :(

I have titties that are too small :'(


that is all.  oh i also have a huge tongue.  Titchy feet.

Are you related to Gene Simmons?   :-*
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #931 on: October 06, 2011, 12:28:36 AM »
Quote from: English Privateer on October 05, 2011, 11:10:46 PM
I have a nose that is too big :(

I have titties that are too small :'(


that is all.  oh i also have a huge tongue.  Titchy feet.

 Yet all the parts work together to make up an adorable whole.  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #932 on: October 06, 2011, 03:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 05, 2011, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 05, 2011, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2011, 03:13:41 PM
My butt hurts, my hips hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.

Time for the paraphernalia that are to be found in the over 40 thread I guess.

That's 4 bitches.

 Here are 4 more! --->   :dog:  :doggie:  :puppy:  and  :mwhaha:

Udderly amused.

I can add to the list, left shoulder, left wrist and left hand. :(

Udder feels OK though. :bounce:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #933 on: October 06, 2011, 04:21:58 PM »
First of my 2 quick bitches:

PARENTING THE PRINCESS ROYAL
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #934 on: October 06, 2011, 04:22:42 PM »
Second of my 2 bitches:  Sinuses, particularly the left one currently.  Hurts like the Dickens.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #935 on: October 06, 2011, 04:49:32 PM »
Spiders. :zombiefuck:

Total of 3 today, and we're not talking those puny little ones either. These were wolf spiders the size of half dollars.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Did I ever mention how much I really dislike spiders?





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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #936 on: October 07, 2011, 06:24:21 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 06, 2011, 04:22:42 PM
Second of my 2 bitches:  Sinuses, particularly the left one currently.  Hurts like the Dickens.

 Sorry to hear about the sinuses.  My right sinus is very large, do you have big sinuses too?   :nerd!:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #937 on: October 07, 2011, 06:29:08 AM »
Quote from: English Privateer on October 05, 2011, 11:10:46 PM
I have a nose that is too big :(

What are you talking about? I see nothing wrong with your nose.

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I have titties that are too small :'(

Show us your titties and we'll judge if they really are too small.

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that is all.  oh i also have a huge tongue.  Titchy feet.

Rubbish. You're sexy the way you are, tongue, feet and all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #938 on: October 07, 2011, 06:58:09 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 06, 2011, 04:22:42 PM
Second of my 2 bitches:  Sinuses, particularly the left one currently.  Hurts like the Dickens.

:hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #939 on: October 07, 2011, 07:58:48 AM »
There are days when how the exterior looks matters! 

not today though, today my bitch is about all the felt tip drawings i
have on my doors, and table.

hugh,  very arty   NOT.

...as for titty pics,  no chance    :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #940 on: October 07, 2011, 10:36:34 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2011, 06:24:21 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 06, 2011, 04:22:42 PM
Second of my 2 bitches:  Sinuses, particularly the left one currently.  Hurts like the Dickens.

 Sorry to hear about the sinuses.  My right sinus is very large, do you have big sinuses too?   :nerd!:

I've never measured them.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #941 on: October 07, 2011, 11:56:42 AM »
More weird electrical problems at the cinema. Why can't I have a normal friday night like the rest of the population?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #942 on: October 07, 2011, 12:51:01 PM »


Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2011, 11:56:42 AM
More weird electrical problems at the cinema. Why can't I have a normal friday night like the rest of the population?


BECUZ YU R SPESHUL   :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #943 on: October 07, 2011, 01:40:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2011, 11:56:42 AM
More weird electrical problems at the cinema. Why can't I have a normal friday night like the rest of the population?

You didn't pray right
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #944 on: October 07, 2011, 02:24:17 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 07, 2011, 01:40:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2011, 11:56:42 AM
More weird electrical problems at the cinema. Why can't I have a normal friday night like the rest of the population?

You didn't pray right

I prayed left. That must be it.
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