A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I'm having trouble with basic things like walking and showering today, and mum is in "you're not ill, you're just lazy like your father" mode.
My left eye hurts. I think I've managed to strain the muscles.
Quote from: eris on October 02, 2011, 08:59:04 PMMy ex does. He only sent me that one nasty message. This is from the other half of that equation, and he is too stupid to use a computer.How many of these fuckwits do you have making your life difficult and how come you seem to get so many of them?
My ex does. He only sent me that one nasty message. This is from the other half of that equation, and he is too stupid to use a computer.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: odeon on October 03, 2011, 12:30:55 PMMy left eye hurts. I think I've managed to strain the muscles.did you strain it trying to look at an attractive lady without turning your head and being obvious?
My brain hurts.
Quote from: odeon on October 03, 2011, 12:30:55 PMMy left eye hurts. I think I've managed to strain the muscles. Is that the eye that was operated on?
I have a cold and between that and the evil dog Max who likes to put his nose on your face when you sleep I have barely slept
Quote from: parts on October 04, 2011, 05:51:43 AMI have a cold and between that and the evil dog Max who likes to put his nose on your face when you sleep I have barely slept It sounds as if Max has to stay out of the bedroom while Dad is sick! I have lost sleep this week too, and I have a pounding headache.