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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8460 on: July 06, 2014, 02:09:41 PM »
Arc eye, parts? owch. Had  that, hurts like a bitch.

I never should have tried that molten caustic electrolysis as a kid in my mom's flower vase with a pair of carbon rod electrodes drilled through the sides and the mains electric, fuse taken out of the plug I hacked into it, and replaced with a chunk of metal that was hanging around.

Oh boy, was THAT ever a mess.


My bitch? I've gone deaf or mostly so in one ear.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8461 on: July 06, 2014, 03:48:44 PM »
My bitch? I've gone deaf or mostly so in one ear.

  How long did that take?  Any idea what caused it?  :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8462 on: July 06, 2014, 04:05:23 PM »
Two days, tops.

Used a pair of foam-type earplugs to sleep, I usually do wear some, but of the kind that are more or less just a lump of low-melting easily mouldable wax that you roll between fingers into shape and then stuff in your ears. Early morning bird song really pisses me off when I'm trying to sleep through the morning (assuming I don't just KO myself with morph that is :P )

First used the foam plugs the night before last, and last night. Woke up mostly deaf in one side after taking them out. No pain, but it feels like my ears keep popping as they do if one is exposed to high pressure, such as in a hyperbaric  chamber, or when scuba diving, but unlike either experience, pinching my nose and forcing air through it won't clear this.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8463 on: July 06, 2014, 06:58:41 PM »
Two days, tops.

Used a pair of foam-type earplugs to sleep, I usually do wear some, but of the kind that are more or less just a lump of low-melting easily mouldable wax that you roll between fingers into shape and then stuff in your ears. Early morning bird song really pisses me off when I'm trying to sleep through the morning (assuming I don't just KO myself with morph that is :P )

First used the foam plugs the night before last, and last night. Woke up mostly deaf in one side after taking them out. No pain, but it feels like my ears keep popping as they do if one is exposed to high pressure, such as in a hyperbaric  chamber, or when scuba diving, but unlike either experience, pinching my nose and forcing air through it won't clear this.

  I would speak to a doctor about this.  You don't want to take a chance with your hearing.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8464 on: July 06, 2014, 06:59:38 PM »
  Fucking bitch OCD, fuck you!  :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8465 on: July 06, 2014, 07:02:23 PM »
  TV selections tonight are for shit!  That's what I get for choosing the cheap cable package!  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8466 on: July 06, 2014, 09:03:26 PM »
I'm going to see  my doc today, after I go to town to score some uppers and downers.

It suddenly changed earlier tonight, with a sudden ringing in my affected ear, a constant highpitched tone not unlike what happens in the aftermath of letting off a stun grenade in a sewer pipe whilst still standing in it (don't ask....missspent youth can get up to all sorts), but that ended up with everything going white suddenly, and nothing but the sensory system's test-card coming up, sudden ringing in the ears and nothing else coming through.

(moral of the story...think where the fucking blast wave and overpressure are going to go before chucking something like that down a sewer tunnel or similar confined space:P)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8467 on: July 06, 2014, 11:08:43 PM »
  TV selections tonight are for shit!  That's what I get for choosing the cheap cable package!  :thumbdn:

Watch something online. :spitscreen:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8468 on: July 07, 2014, 12:51:22 AM »
Bollocks. Down to my very very last rollup and a handful of the liquorice papers I like to skin up with.

At least I get paid today, so I can buy another pouch of baccy, more papers, and some funny white powders and green leafy plant material before getting absolutely shitfaced drunk :D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8469 on: July 07, 2014, 01:39:13 AM »
You should sue the manufacturer. :zoinks:

My fingers hurt.

It's a shame you can't jerk off with your toes.   :zombiefuck:

They hurt too. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8470 on: July 07, 2014, 01:40:23 AM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8471 on: July 07, 2014, 01:40:39 AM »
Your pay is now long enough due. We can put you through to find out why you have not been payed yet.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8472 on: July 07, 2014, 01:42:17 AM »
Stupid storing of tension.

Every muscle aches, from my toes to the ones that can make me move my nostrils.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8473 on: July 07, 2014, 01:51:08 AM »
This is odd. The thread was just locked. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8474 on: July 07, 2014, 02:52:50 AM »
Maybe it was me since I am on my kindle and it is easy to press lock thread instead of the thread title. But then I would get a warning asking me whether I was sure?
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