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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8295 on: June 01, 2014, 09:26:51 PM »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8297 on: June 01, 2014, 10:57:54 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8298 on: June 01, 2014, 11:01:04 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8299 on: June 01, 2014, 11:04:30 PM »
Poor Jag, I sympathise, feeling drained and flooded by the common cold.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8300 on: June 01, 2014, 11:09:17 PM »
It's bloody annoying. Now I need to get hold of the mechanic and get him to take a look here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8301 on: June 02, 2014, 01:57:40 AM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8302 on: June 02, 2014, 04:28:14 AM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:
Was that the first time it was washed?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8303 on: June 02, 2014, 05:12:49 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8304 on: June 02, 2014, 12:02:35 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:
Was that the first time it was washed?

I'm guessing you might have some relays on the front passenger side behind the kick panels that might have gotten wet...check your wiring.

Worst part is finding the leak...upper cowl, seal maybe? Get out the garden hose and start aiming...get the daughter's boyfriend to help...hit him with the hose a few times so that he respects your authority. >:D


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8305 on: June 02, 2014, 03:12:45 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:

Is it fixed now?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8306 on: June 04, 2014, 10:17:05 PM »
There has been a tree laying on the shoulder of the road a few miles up for over 2 weeks now, another inch or two and it's in the road.

They have been cutting trees back and brush for over a week now, this morning I went past and they were working on the other side of the road across from the tree...though it will be gone by tonight.

Nope...still there...maybe someone should put a big x on it so they can find it. :LOL:




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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8307 on: June 04, 2014, 10:52:43 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:
Was that the first time it was washed?

No, not at all.

I've been investigating this and all kinds of fun things seem to have happened. :GA:

First of all, it turned out that there was a clogged drain right below the pollen filter inlet. This was why the footwell got flooded in the first place. The water had nowhere to go.

The engine wouldn't start because it blew a fuse for the ignition coil. The repeated attempts to start the engine then drained the battery. Once I fixed these, voilà.

Now the problem is that the key fobs need reprogramming, because of the power loss. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8308 on: June 04, 2014, 10:56:32 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:
Was that the first time it was washed?

I'm guessing you might have some relays on the front passenger side behind the kick panels that might have gotten wet...check your wiring.

Worst part is finding the leak...upper cowl, seal maybe? Get out the garden hose and start aiming...get the daughter's boyfriend to help...hit him with the hose a few times so that he respects your authority. >:D

 :apondering: That's a good idea, regardless.

Found the leak--see above.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8309 on: June 04, 2014, 10:58:15 PM »
The Jag got flooded yesterday, in a car wash (really!), and died a few minutes after, in the middle of the road. The passenger footwell was soaked. We towed it home and I spent the rest of the day drying up the interior while trying to understand why the engine died. No clues yet. :GA:

Is it fixed now?

Some issues remain. Most annoyingly, the key fobs must be reprogrammed. Apparently, these cars are very sensitive to weak batteries and such.

Getting it fixed next week.
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