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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8175 on: May 17, 2014, 01:04:15 AM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Is that the "Stockholm turn signal"? :orly:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8176 on: May 17, 2014, 01:07:01 AM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?

He has obviously been over expressing himself...probably the cause of the  :cbc: past injury as well.



Middle fingers are easily sprained with over use, not that I would know. :angel:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8177 on: May 17, 2014, 02:57:23 AM »
Pet Peeve:

People wearing 'What Would Jesus Do'  bracelets

Which is probably something Jesus wouldnt do.

Maybe Jesus would have, like a recursive statement of sorts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8178 on: May 17, 2014, 03:08:39 AM »
Hit my left thumb again, I think my right hand has something against my left one
Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8179 on: May 17, 2014, 10:06:24 PM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Is that the "Stockholm turn signal"? :orly:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8180 on: May 18, 2014, 03:19:02 PM »
Nose hurts, nose cheek and forehead are bumpy, flaky, red and packed with inflamed spots. The sun is shining. Rosacea for the win.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8181 on: May 18, 2014, 10:49:29 PM »
Nose hurts, nose cheek and forehead are bumpy, flaky, red and packed with inflamed spots. The sun is shining. Rosacea for the win.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8182 on: May 19, 2014, 09:36:34 AM »
Thank you.

Bought a good pair of shades today, to keep my eyes safe.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8183 on: May 19, 2014, 01:52:22 PM »
Thank you.

Bought a good pair of shades today, to keep my eyes safe.

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I don't know what might help...perhaps avoid oily, spicy, and overly flavourful foods.... :apondering:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8184 on: May 19, 2014, 01:56:33 PM »
Thank you.

Bought a good pair of shades today, to keep my eyes safe.

:hug:

I don't know what might help...perhaps avoid oily, spicy, and overly flavourful foods.... :apondering:

In other words, eat British food. :toporly: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8185 on: May 19, 2014, 02:33:49 PM »
Can't beat a big greasy donner kebab after a few crates of lager :D

My bitch-sliced my thumb with a razorblade. Its neither a deep or large cut, but right at the side of the nail, and its surprisingly painful.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8186 on: May 19, 2014, 02:35:17 PM »
My face is sore from shaving 
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8187 on: May 19, 2014, 02:47:15 PM »
Thank you.

Bought a good pair of shades today, to keep my eyes safe.

:hug:

I don't know what might help...perhaps avoid oily, spicy, and overly flavourful foods.... :apondering:

That is about what is advised. Just avoid anything that might make the blood run faster.

I have cut down on chili peppers a bit, and I am very careful with the sun. Not going to skip hot and cold drinks, hot and cold weather, or any other thing or action that can make me flush or blush.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8188 on: May 19, 2014, 02:48:41 PM »
Thank you.

Bought a good pair of shades today, to keep my eyes safe.

:hug:

I don't know what might help...perhaps avoid oily, spicy, and overly flavourful foods.... :apondering:

In other words, eat British food. :toporly: :zoinks:

Only when served lukewarm.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8189 on: May 19, 2014, 06:53:22 PM »
Damn I aint got nothing to bitch about