Just one quick bitch, part two

[Semicolon]

  My jaw is sore from the dental appointment.  It's hard to open my mouth wide enough to get food in. 

I'm torn. The obvious jokes are or , but I could also go with or . Consider the joke made, and assume that you laughed at it.

  Quite obviously, if I am discussing FOOD, I am not discussing the sexual activity you referenced. 


  I wouldn't mind having a    though.  It would make dental work easier.

That depends on whether you swallow.

Damn little crawly bug inside the back of my shirt.  He'll not be doing that again.

Not sure if it's a termite or just a stray bug.  It's termite season now.  The first major swarm was Saturday night.

  Swarm?!  You mean big clouds of them fly about bringing terror?   

Yep.

[Parts]

Hit my left thumb again, I think my right hand has something against my left one

[sg1008]

Hit my left thumb again, I think my right hand has something against my left one

:/ I hope there is no lasting damage.

[Icequeen]

Tent worms!! 

Fucking everywhere, on everything, in everything, dive bombing from trees, migrating across the porch in armies, eating any leaf in sight...nasty little fuckers...die...die now.

[sg1008]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

[sg1008]

Tent worms!! 

Fucking everywhere, on everything, in everything, dive bombing from trees, migrating across the porch in armies, eating any leaf in sight...nasty little fuckers...die...die now.

Oh...I know how that goes...my sympathies.

[Semicolon]

Tent worms!! 

Fucking everywhere, on everything, in everything, dive bombing from trees, migrating across the porch in armies, eating any leaf in sight...nasty little fuckers...die...die now.

["couldbecousin"]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

  At least you didn't mix it with ammonia.  That's the worst.  Really toxic fumes result then. 

[sg1008]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

  At least you didn't mix it with ammonia.  That's the worst.  Really toxic fumes result then. 

This gives me an idea for a weapon. You have one person carry a watergun full of ammonia, the other a watergun full of bleach. Both aim at the same target...

[Semicolon]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

  At least you didn't mix it with ammonia.  That's the worst.  Really toxic fumes result then. 

This gives me an idea for a weapon. You have one person carry a watergun full of ammonia, the other a watergun full of bleach. Both aim at the same target...

It's inefficient, and I don't think that enough would mix together. Have you considered a regular gun?

[sg1008]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

  At least you didn't mix it with ammonia.  That's the worst.  Really toxic fumes result then. 

This gives me an idea for a weapon. You have one person carry a watergun full of ammonia, the other a watergun full of bleach. Both aim at the same target...

It's inefficient, and I don't think that enough would mix together. Have you considered a regular gun?

You can't carry a regular gun in many places....

[Semicolon]

Cleaned the bathroom with bleach....breathed too much of it in...now I can't smell anything but bleach. 

  At least you didn't mix it with ammonia.  That's the worst.  Really toxic fumes result then. 

This gives me an idea for a weapon. You have one person carry a watergun full of ammonia, the other a watergun full of bleach. Both aim at the same target...

It's inefficient, and I don't think that enough would mix together. Have you considered a regular gun?

You can't carry a regular gun in many places....

So two water guns filled with cleaning fluids would be more welcome?

[odeon]

Finger still hurts.

What did you do with it? Not rubbing your sore eyes, did you?

Nothing, as far as I know.

I got the X-ray results back yesterday--finally. They showed... nothing out of the ordinary. They suggested me to call back if the pain doesn't go away, so that's what I did. I have an appointment later today.

  Is the pain in the finger then?  I have a finger joint that is misshapen and sometimes sore, but in my case,
   the X-ray showed a "chip fracture," meaning that at some point a ligament in my finger pulled a chip of bone away from
   the rest of the bone and the chip is now making a lump on top of the joint.  It hurts if I bang it against something. 

It's in the finger, in and around the joints. Making a fist can hurt like hell.

The doctor yesterday drew some blood for another round of tests but didn't otherwise appear to have a clue. Gout, she suggested, but did not believe it as there is no swelling.

Is there an occupational therapist, with hand specialisation, in your neck of the woods? They know lots about hands, and can pinpoint way quicker than most specialists doctors what is wrong with a hand or finger.

I was very happy my GP referred me to one, couple of years ago, instead of sending me to a rheumatologist.

Yes, I think so. I'd have to be referred to her, though.

[odeon]

Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

[Icequeen]

Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?