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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7680 on: February 08, 2014, 10:45:13 AM »
Bloody mobile phones. They are mobile for a reason, FFS!

Yes, you can leave them anywhere, out of hearing reach. Awesome things. Switching them off is also a great feature that they offer.  :hyke:

And people get so mad at you when you do.  I miss the days of being unreachable without having to have some excuse

I left it in my truck
I changed clothes and left it in my pocket
I left it in my bag
The battery went dead
I dropped it in water
The cat knocked it under the sofa
My son turned the ringer off

Pick one.   :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7681 on: February 08, 2014, 12:24:09 PM »
Bloody mobile phones. They are mobile for a reason, FFS!

Yes, you can leave them anywhere, out of hearing reach. Awesome things. Switching them off is also a great feature that they offer.  :hyke:

Better to just leave them at home. That way there's no way to reach you.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7682 on: February 08, 2014, 12:26:49 PM »
Don't have a cell phone.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7683 on: February 08, 2014, 12:29:41 PM »
Don't have a cell phone.

Which is fine. But if you were to get one, don't leave it back home ringing when others try to sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7684 on: February 08, 2014, 12:35:58 PM »
Don't have a cell phone.

Which is fine. But if you were to get one, don't leave it back home ringing when others try to sleep.

Ah, I see. Other people's cell phones.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7685 on: February 08, 2014, 12:37:18 PM »
Don't have a cell phone.

Which is fine. But if you were to get one, don't leave it back home ringing when others try to sleep.

Ah, I see. Other people's cell phones.

Exactly. My wife's, in this case.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7686 on: February 08, 2014, 01:45:53 PM »
  This cough syrup has killed my appetite.  :emosad:

:(

Are you :baked: yet? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7687 on: February 08, 2014, 01:51:50 PM »
  This cough syrup has killed my appetite.  :emosad:

:(

Are you :baked: yet? :zoinks:

  Not stoned, just dazed and tired.  But I did manage to eat some toast and chocolate.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7688 on: February 08, 2014, 02:36:59 PM »
  This cough syrup has killed my appetite.  :emosad:

:(

Are you :baked: yet? :zoinks:

  Not stoned, just dazed and tired.  But I did manage to eat some toast and chocolate.  :P
A weekend of fasting is OK too, as long as you don't forget to drink lots of clear fluids.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7689 on: February 08, 2014, 04:19:29 PM »
  This cough syrup has killed my appetite.  :emosad:

:(

Are you :baked: yet? :zoinks:

  Not stoned, just dazed and tired.  But I did manage to eat some toast and chocolate.  :P
A weekend of fasting is OK too, as long as you don't forget to drink lots of clear fluids.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7690 on: February 08, 2014, 04:22:56 PM »
 I feel like crying. I hate my family.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7691 on: February 08, 2014, 07:35:25 PM »
I feel like crying. I hate my family.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7692 on: February 09, 2014, 12:06:03 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7693 on: February 09, 2014, 01:21:45 AM »

Went down. Gritted my teeth, slammed my brain into UNDO mode, trying to sleep
Still can not sleep well after three days. Yes, I have had a short nap or two or seven, but real, deep, rejuvenating, healthy, dreamy sleep is so far out of reach.

I fucking dream sometimes during the day while I am wide awake and responding to outside stims.

That fucks up my dream, though!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7694 on: February 09, 2014, 07:19:08 AM »
Jeeh, this frikkin' (comp.) mouse eats batteries like two (or three) mother fuckers.
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