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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #765 on: September 26, 2011, 01:43:39 AM »
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My dog keeps slurping away at her cunt.

Your dog doesn't wear doggy panties?  Every well-bred dog should, it's only modest and seemly.

Next you'll tell me that it's improper for her to eat her own shit.

Did you ever find the ?? that may have escaped when the branch fell into their habitat?

Yes; they were all safely still in their tank.  Those particular newts like to stay in the water, but there are other species that love to climb up things, so I might not be so lucky next time.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #766 on: September 26, 2011, 02:00:43 AM »
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Is there something wrong with your dog?

She's been spayed, but I think she still goes through slight hormone cycles where she produces musky-smelling vaginal mucus at times.  She's been checked by the vet and doesn't have an infection.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #767 on: September 26, 2011, 02:30:54 AM »
Why the fuck is everyone so inconsiderate these days? It's been a fucking week now since I have more than 5 hours uninterrupted sleep and I want to kill someone. Fucking headache from hell.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #768 on: September 26, 2011, 02:51:21 AM »
One of my newts is missing a leg.  It's an aggressive species that often fight with each other, so one of it's tank mates will have ripped the leg off.  Fortunately it should grow back.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #769 on: September 26, 2011, 03:13:25 AM »
My nan's birthday is gonna clash with Soundwave Festival in February :(. It's her 90th and I think it will be frowned upon to ditch the party to attend the festival.


But Devy is gonna there!! :bigcry::bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #770 on: September 26, 2011, 03:14:49 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on September 26, 2011, 03:13:25 AM
My nan's birthday is gonna clash with Soundwave Festival in February :(. It's her 90th and I think it will be frowned upon to ditch the party to attend the festival.


But Devy is gonna there!! :bigcry::bigcry:
You may not have your Grandma for much longer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #771 on: September 26, 2011, 07:55:03 AM »
I've yet to personally know someone who's at least 90 years of age.

They all end up dying by the time they hit the mid-late 80's.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #772 on: September 26, 2011, 07:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on September 26, 2011, 07:55:03 AM
I've yet to personally know someone who's at least 90 years of age.

They all end up dying by the time they hit the mid-late 80's.
My last grandmother was 4 months shy of 97 when she checked out. I still have a painting she did for me and an afghan.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #773 on: September 26, 2011, 08:46:31 AM »
My grandmum was 4 days shy of 101 when she died. :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #774 on: September 26, 2011, 08:54:02 AM »
That's serious longevity.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #775 on: September 26, 2011, 08:56:40 AM »
Yes. She was the oldest aspie I know of. She was never dx'd but there is no doubt in my mind.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #776 on: September 26, 2011, 08:59:11 AM »
Interesting. I only have one grandma alive now, and it looks she's almost about to leave this world soon (in her mid-80's). The others died relatively young (both grandpas died in the 70's or something). I wonder what it's like interacting with an old person 90's or above.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #777 on: September 26, 2011, 09:36:59 AM »
^ Um, one tends to learn a lot about old timer's ailments.  :orly:

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I'm moulting a bit(?). Meh heh heh. Um, it's quite normal this time of year but still.. Well, just hope every hair gets replaced with a new one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #778 on: September 26, 2011, 10:05:06 AM »
And Roman history, and Finnish grammar, and...
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #779 on: September 26, 2011, 10:10:21 AM »
I'd ask my grandma for some history lessons except she's just stuffed up.
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