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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7410 on: December 30, 2013, 05:14:35 PM »
But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite.  :thumbdn:

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Here, many stores ID everyone, regardless of apparent age.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7411 on: December 30, 2013, 05:17:36 PM »
But at Systembolaget they just check your age. The age limit for buying there is 20 (although it's 18 in a bar  :facepalm2: ).

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7412 on: December 30, 2013, 05:22:13 PM »
I tried to talk to a girl on the board where I met Stalin. She is 29, so it's not a tremendous difference in age. She had a text in Spanish in her profile. I understood some. It turns out that she too knows some Latin. No interest from her, though. This is the way it is most times with me and women. But I can bet that if some uneducated, unintelligent type had tried, she would have been interested  :thumbdn:

You never know if people are who they say they are on the internet.  She could have been a big butch Spaniard named Jesus with the intention of fucking you up the butt  :laugh:

Is there something you're not telling us about yourself, Bodie? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7413 on: December 30, 2013, 08:34:32 PM »
I tried to talk to a girl on the board where I met Stalin. She is 29, so it's not a tremendous difference in age. She had a text in Spanish in her profile. I understood some. It turns out that she too knows some Latin. No interest from her, though. This is the way it is most times with me and women. But I can bet that if some uneducated, unintelligent type had tried, she would have been interested  :thumbdn:

You never know if people are who they say they are on the internet.  She could have been a big butch Spaniard named Jesus with the intention of fucking you up the butt  :laugh:

Is there something you're not telling us about yourself, Bodie? :P

No, I think there is little mystery surrounding my sexual preferences  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7414 on: December 31, 2013, 02:50:38 AM »
She doesn't like cock up her shitter  :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7415 on: December 31, 2013, 03:06:49 AM »
No, not up the bum.  It's a  'one way' system.


Never had anyone want to shove their cock in my bum, anyway.  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7416 on: December 31, 2013, 03:09:50 AM »
I though those tea drinkers were real pervs :eyebrow:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7417 on: December 31, 2013, 03:34:13 AM »
Not when there is a perfectly good front entrance.

We call botty sex 'prison sex'  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7418 on: December 31, 2013, 03:36:02 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7419 on: December 31, 2013, 04:06:34 AM »
But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite.  :thumbdn:

She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7420 on: December 31, 2013, 04:08:35 AM »
OK.....(breathe in )

So one of my team leaders is a fucking evangelical Christian. Worst still, she is a newly ordained minister.
Those of you who do not know, I live in Australia, pretty casual place in terms of religion. a year ago, the person at the reins was an Atheist and not a secretive Atheist. Australia being Australia was saying "So what she is a fucking hopeless PM regardless of her religious affiliation and her gender, vote her out". I ddi not think too much of Julia Gillard but a few aspects to her drew my vote and one of them was her bravery to put out her lac of religious conviction.
OK I know this is in a pubic space but my Mother died two years or so ago . I do not morn her passing as such, in as much as I think of the excruciating time she had been development of her cancer an hr death as being horrendous and sad and unfair. What would have surely otherwise been a fit 62 year old 4'11" pocket rocket, health eating, non-smoking, non-drinking lady be murdered by Cancer.
The problem is that .....surprisingly when I talk with this lady of the church when she talk of my remaining Parent, she thinks i should risk my children's safety by letting him know where I live and invite him into my life.
Last two times I saw this man, I punched him out.
That was 15 years ago. he is now 64 and 3000 kms away.
She was quite convinced that the moral imperative was that I should make contact and work towards the end of renewing relationship with him.
I say "Fuck that sideways in the arse" BUT what do you guys think?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7421 on: December 31, 2013, 04:15:11 AM »
But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite.  :thumbdn:

She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months. :P

I've done it twice. If she could think out of the box, she would think: "Haha, I thought this guy was less than half his real age. That's kind of charming. He seems nice."

But of course someone working at Systembolaget doesn't have the brains for that.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7422 on: December 31, 2013, 04:20:23 AM »
@ Al

It is a pity she is your team leader,  you could be really rude to her.   I would just tell her to go fuck herself with a frosty mop.  She knows fuck all about it.

I never really got the full story about Julia Gillard.  She became a person of interest to me when she refused to courtesy to the Queen.  She seemed quite likeable on the surface. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7423 on: December 31, 2013, 04:23:37 AM »
Most Swedish women like types like these:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7424 on: December 31, 2013, 04:32:39 AM »
@ Al

It is a pity she is your team leader,  you could be really rude to her.   I would just tell her to go fuck herself with a frosty mop.  She knows fuck all about it.

I never really got the full story about Julia Gillard.  She became a person of interest to me when she refused to courtesy to the Queen.  She seemed quite likeable on the surface.

To be truthful if Julia was in government for another 5 years, I may have actually warmed to her.

I mean that in both senses of the word. Julia on the exterior has little to warm her to the public conscience and is not particularly more than just a cardboard cutout.....but dig beneath the surface and you find just enough that place her above the rest of the personality-barren pollies.
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