Just one quick bitch, part two

[Parts]

My daughter's laptop is out of commission as is the back up computer she uses. Will the whining ever stop

[Icequeen]

My daughter's laptop is out of commission as is the back up computer she uses. Will the whining ever stop

Nope, you're doomed.

It's like loosing an arm or a leg. Too bad you're so far away...I keep loaners on hand. Cuts down on the withdrawal symptoms if I have one that's going to take more than a day or so to fix.    

['andersom']

Slow kids, not reacting to anything.
Sure, it's the holidays, but I wanted to leave early in the afternoon. It's not far from 5 pm now, and still not all has been packed, nor are both ready to leave.

AAAAAAAARRRRCCCHHHH.

I'm getting the burned out symptoms of an overloaded kindergarten teacher.

[Icequeen]

Slow kids, not reacting to anything.
Sure, it's the holidays, but I wanted to leave early in the afternoon. It's not far from 5 pm now, and still not all has been packed, nor are both ready to leave.

AAAAAAAARRRRCCCHHHH.

I'm getting the burned out symptoms of an overloaded kindergarten teacher.

*Pours hyke some *

Misery loves company...and shit has really been miserable here lately too.

I swear the holidays are fucking cursed. Maybe I should sacrifice an inflatable snowman to appease the gods. 

 

["couldbecousin"]

My daughter's laptop is out of commission as is the back up computer she uses. Will the whining ever stop

  The whining will continue until you get to the electronics store (on Christmas Eve) and buy her a new one!   

["couldbecousin"]

  Did I hear someone calling for a snowman?  I'm a snowman!  How can I help you?   

[bodie]

Christmas Kerfuffle!  Wish people would stop giving me cards.  I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago.

Bah humbug  (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)

["couldbecousin"]

  My hair is a mass of tangles but I'm too lazy to comb them out. 

[Jack]

Christmas Kerfuffle!  Wish people would stop giving me cards.  I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago.

Bah humbug  (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)

What's wrong with receiving them?

[bodie]

^try putting it in plaits before you go to bed 

I have the same problem.  I got a 'tangle teazer' brush not long ago and it makes it easier to get out knots

 

[Jack]

  My hair is a mass of tangles but I'm too lazy to comb them out. 

No more tears shampoo.

[Semicolon]

The cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing line

Now your tree will remain standing, but the ornaments will still get knocked down. Know some people who forego the tree because of cats.

  I forgo the tree and the shopping, because I live alone and am indifferent to the holidays!   

This is the time of year for frugal Weebles to buy during sales.

  Did I hear someone calling for a snowman?  I'm a snowman!  How can I help you?   

         

[bodie]

Christmas Kerfuffle!  Wish people would stop giving me cards.  I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago.

Bah humbug  (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)

What's wrong with receiving them?

Keep falling off fireplace, shelves, etc. they are just in a pile. 

Even those who have known me for years tend to spell my name wrong. 

Just irksome annoying bits of card.

I do sit down with the urchin and we make cards for grandparents, but that is all.  I don't ever buy them.

[Jack]

Christmas Kerfuffle!  Wish people would stop giving me cards.  I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago.

Bah humbug  (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)

What's wrong with receiving them?

Keep falling off fireplace, shelves, etc. they are just in a pile. 

Even those who have known me for years tend to spell my name wrong. 

Just irksome annoying bits of card.

I do sit down with the urchin and we make cards for grandparents, but that is all.  I don't ever buy them.

Seems an odd thing to be irked by, Christmas wishes.

[bodie]

Christmas Kerfuffle!  Wish people would stop giving me cards.  I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago.

Bah humbug  (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)

What's wrong with receiving them?

Keep falling off fireplace, shelves, etc. they are just in a pile. 

Even those who have known me for years tend to spell my name wrong. 

Just irksome annoying bits of card.

I do sit down with the urchin and we make cards for grandparents, but that is all.  I don't ever buy them.

Seems an odd thing to be irked by, Christmas wishes.

When did I say that Christmas wishes irk me?  I said I am bothered by  bits of card with misspelled names on that make the room untidy.