Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

["couldbecousin"]

  My mouse is very uncooperative lately, how the hell am I supposed to postwhore? 

["couldbecousin"]

  Stupid headphones keep coming unplugged from the jack, how the hell am I supposed to postwhore? 

[Semicolon]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

["couldbecousin"]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

[Semicolon]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

So you warm yours up?

[Parts]

My left thumb nail is still not completely off and I have to tape it so it doesn't get caught on things

["couldbecousin"]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

So you warm yours up?

  This line of questioning is in violation of NSA standards.  You'll have to come with us.  ;

[Semicolon]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

So you warm yours up?

  This line of questioning is in violation of NSA standards.  You'll have to come with us.  ;

Oh, no! It's the NSA.

What will we do now? We can't talk about the thread topic.

["couldbecousin"]

  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated! 

[Semicolon]

  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated! 

*G-rated

*I2

["couldbecousin"]

  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated! 

*G-rated

*I2

  It is the duty of every citizen to keep public discourse courteous and wholesome. 

['andersom']

My left thumb nail is still not completely off and I have to tape it so it doesn't get caught on things

If thine nail offend thee, rip it off. 

[AspieMomma]

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

So you warm yours up?

LOLed

Probably a good idea.

I'd hate to be an Eskimo lady. I suppose it would help one stay warm after things got going, but until then....brrrr!

[Semicolon]

  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated! 

*G-rated

*I2

  It is the duty of every citizen to keep public discourse courteous and wholesome. 

I am nothing if not wholesome.

My left thumb nail is still not completely off and I have to tape it so it doesn't get caught on things

If thine nail offend thee, rip it off. 

The innocent has been possessed by the evil . The power of Christ compels you!

Fucking AC is noisy. 

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually.

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain! 

If you're female, you could use a double dildo.

      Or not.

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it?

  I have no knowledge of such matters. 

So you warm yours up?

LOLed

Probably a good idea.

I'd hate to be an Eskimo lady. I suppose it would help one stay warm after things got going, but until then....brrrr!

They make special lube for that.