A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Stomach ache. That pizza I had for lunch doesn't make it any better
I got tons of dust in my eyes today and will again tomorrow
Quote from: Parts on May 06, 2013, 05:08:55 PMI got tons of dust in my eyes today and will again tomorrow This guy -----> says to keep your goggles on, as he does!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 06, 2013, 05:19:46 PMQuote from: Parts on May 06, 2013, 05:08:55 PMI got tons of dust in my eyes today and will again tomorrow This guy -----> says to keep your goggles on, as he does!Goggles are difficult I wear a respirator all day which makes them fog badly.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:38:03 PMQuote from: Peter on May 05, 2013, 03:35:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PMI need to crawl up in the attic. Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things. The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish. My father sprayed DDT !My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night. Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in. Slugs sliming around the kitchen at night would creep me the fuck out! salt around the area they come in would stop themsprinkle salt on them directly, will kill them within minutes
Quote from: Peter on May 05, 2013, 03:35:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PMI need to crawl up in the attic. Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things. The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish. My father sprayed DDT !My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night. Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in. Slugs sliming around the kitchen at night would creep me the fuck out!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PMI need to crawl up in the attic. Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things. The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish. My father sprayed DDT !My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night. Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in.
Quote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PMI need to crawl up in the attic. Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things. The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish. My father sprayed DDT !
I need to crawl up in the attic. Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
A sprocket broke on my machine at work today so I went and got a loaner at a supply house the the blower broke on that one
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
No quick bitch today. Just a tedious one that reoccurred and will reoccur. And where have the smilies gone?
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 09, 2013, 02:41:06 PMNo quick bitch today. Just a tedious one that reoccurred and will reoccur. And where have the smilies gone?What do you mean?