Just one quick bitch, part two

[Parts]

Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?

Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

You have my deepest sympathies. They can be unbelievably painful.

Thanks,  the first time I had them I thought I was dying I couldn't even stand up, I was in the hospital two days and given morphine

["couldbecousin"]

Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?

Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

You have my deepest sympathies. They can be unbelievably painful.

  Sympathy from me too, I hope a permanent solution is on the way. 

[odeon]

Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?

Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

Bloody hell, it is a big one. I hope you get rid of it soon, either way. 

['andersom']

I have a kidney stone again

Ughh...double ouch. Could be worse though, you could be pregnant.

Feel better parts.

The only time pregnancy hurt as much as a kidney stone was when my beloved unborn decided to block my urethra. Pain was similar to kidneystone pain.

Aftereffects of a pregnancy do last longer than the aftereffects of a kidneystone though. 

Hope you get rid of that stone soon Parts. Drinking beer is said to be helpful.

[odeon]

Drinking beer is always helpful.

[Icequeen]

Drinking beer is always helpful.

Yes, yes it is. 

["couldbecousin"]

Drinking beer is always helpful.

Yes, yes it is. 

  Yes, because the taste is so awful that it takes your mind off the pain! 

[Icequeen]

*pours the weeble some instead*

My bitch of the day:
Big dogs, big jumping, nipping, hyper-active, psychotic dogs.

Why do they freak me out so? Inlaws and their psycho 100+ lb dogs. Next time I have to go up there I am wearing full body armor...if there IS a next time.

["couldbecousin"]

*pours the weeble some instead*

My bitch of the day:
Big dogs, big jumping, nipping, hyper-active, psychotic dogs.

Why do they freak me out so? Inlaws and their psycho 100+ lb dogs. Next time I have to go up there I am wearing full body armor...if there IS a next time.

  Awww thank you! 



   My brother has the same problem with jumpy dogs, especially since some owners think it's funny and dismiss his nervousness
   by saying  "Oh, she's just being friendly!"     He'd never hurt an animal, but he doesn't care for the jumping.

['andersom']

Backdoor neighbour hiding in his shed listening to "geheime zenders". He put the base up a notch. Will make no difference asking him to turn it down, apart from maybe a broken nose for me. 
Guess this is his reaction on the jittery dog noises there were from my other neighbour, and the endless barking of the spaniel he hasn't got under control.

[odeon]

Drinking beer is always helpful.

Yes, yes it is. 

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain! 

Fixed

['andersom']

Drinking beer is always helpful.

Yes, yes it is. 

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain! 

Fixed

It's more than just the taste though.
cheers!

[Icequeen]

Baby showers consisting of scores of teenage girls. As soon as I hit the door I knew it was a mistake but it was too late...spent an hour thinking up an exit plan.

I need a drink...maybe two.

['andersom']

 

At least two.

You have been very 

[bodie]

ring ring

I answer the phone. Lady asks me if i need the police.  Eh? me confused.  She goes on a little boy
just rang 999 from my number asking for the police because an extension lead had gone missing.

I call the boy over and ask him  he says "no, it wasn't me that spoke to the lady"  Immediately she says
yes, it's the same voice.   I apologised several times and in all fairness she was really nice about it.

So, now i have had to pull the phone plug and hide it on top of my wardrobe!