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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5460 on: March 10, 2013, 08:45:37 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5461 on: March 11, 2013, 12:25:11 AM »
 :lol1:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5462 on: March 11, 2013, 02:57:17 PM »
Even bitches have to be quick nowadays.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5463 on: March 12, 2013, 12:17:02 AM »
"Slow bitch" would be such a demeaning title for a thread.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5464 on: March 12, 2013, 05:19:47 PM »
New transmission $1600 :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5465 on: March 12, 2013, 05:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Parts on March 12, 2013, 05:19:47 PM
New transmission $1600 :GA:

Can she drive a horse and cart?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5466 on: March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM »
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5467 on: March 14, 2013, 12:29:35 AM »

Eight weeks out from surgery. Still have intolerable muscle pain, most of the time.

The prosthesis (replaced mechanical hip joint parts) are almost sensation-free, however.

Follow up appointment with the surgeon early tomorrow and THAT's a BITCH!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5468 on: March 14, 2013, 01:08:48 AM »
You make it sound like sensation-free hip joints are a bad thing.

I WISH I couldn't feel mine.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5469 on: March 14, 2013, 10:08:29 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

    You're totally going to hell.  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5470 on: March 14, 2013, 12:01:03 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 14, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

    You're totally going to hell.  :hahaha:
Where I will be punished by having douche bag busybody christians show up on my porch every fucking day!  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5471 on: March 14, 2013, 12:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 14, 2013, 12:01:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 14, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

    You're totally going to hell.  :hahaha:
Where I will be punished by having douche bag busybody christians show up on my porch every fucking day!  >:(

  Or you can be saved and avoid this scenario.  The choice is yours.  :M :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5472 on: March 14, 2013, 12:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

That's one saving grace of Jews, no proselytizing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5473 on: March 14, 2013, 12:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 14, 2013, 12:13:04 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

That's one saving grace of Jews, no proselytizing.
Now if we could just get them to stop controlling banking.  :apondering:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5474 on: March 14, 2013, 03:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 14, 2013, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 14, 2013, 12:13:04 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 13, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I had christians show up on my porch wanting me to attend their church. I informed them that I do not believe, I don't want to be saved and I don't want them on my porch.  :thumbdn:

That's one saving grace of Jews, no proselytizing.
Now if we could just get them to stop controlling banking.  :apondering:

  You are a smartass.  I'm sending you a year's subscription to The Watchtower.  :hahaha:
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