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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5445 on: March 09, 2013, 08:47:26 AM »
^Goes without saying. It's always the same. Better watch it when warranties run out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5446 on: March 09, 2013, 08:48:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:47:26 AM
^Goes without saying. It's always the same. Better watch it when warranties run out.

She headed off to the place ten minutes ago just hoping they are a bit understanding
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5447 on: March 09, 2013, 08:59:15 AM »
Quote from: Parts on March 09, 2013, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:47:26 AM
^Goes without saying. It's always the same. Better watch it when warranties run out.

She headed off to the place ten minutes ago just hoping they are a bit understanding

How old is the car?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5448 on: March 09, 2013, 09:26:57 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:59:15 AM
Quote from: Parts on March 09, 2013, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:47:26 AM
^Goes without saying. It's always the same. Better watch it when warranties run out.

She headed off to the place ten minutes ago just hoping they are a bit understanding

How old is the car?

It's a 2007 a new one would be nice but it's not in the budget at this time
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5449 on: March 09, 2013, 11:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Parts on March 09, 2013, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:59:15 AM
Quote from: Parts on March 09, 2013, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2013, 08:47:26 AM
^Goes without saying. It's always the same. Better watch it when warranties run out.

She headed off to the place ten minutes ago just hoping they are a bit understanding

How old is the car?

It's a 2007 a new one would be nice but it's not in the budget at this time

It's not that old. The transmission shouldn't be giving up yet. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5450 on: March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM »
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5451 on: March 10, 2013, 02:05:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:
Kick her in the pussy.  :flyingbat:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5452 on: March 10, 2013, 02:08:36 PM »


Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on March 10, 2013, 02:05:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:
Kick her in the pussy.  :flyingbat:





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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5453 on: March 10, 2013, 02:13:09 PM »
  That is not the Weeble way. :cbc: Weebles are all about friendship and fun!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5454 on: March 10, 2013, 02:30:49 PM »
:laugh: Man. Really missed this place.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5455 on: March 10, 2013, 02:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 10, 2013, 02:30:49 PM
:laugh: Man. Really missed this place.

  We missed you too.  :tard:  :autism:  It's good that you have returned.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5456 on: March 10, 2013, 03:30:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:

You're assuming she's bright enough to know what to do with a key.   :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5457 on: March 10, 2013, 03:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 10, 2013, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:

You're assuming she's bright enough to know what to do with a key.   :tard:

Maybe you should demonstrate the process for her?   >:D

Just remember to wear gloves.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5458 on: March 10, 2013, 04:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 10, 2013, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 10, 2013, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:

You're assuming she's bright enough to know what to do with a key.   :tard:

Maybe you should demonstrate the process for her?   >:D

Just remember to wear gloves.  :autism:

  I already wear gloves when handling doorknobs, cause I haz teh OCD.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5459 on: March 10, 2013, 04:05:21 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 10, 2013, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 10, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
  Downstairs neighbor's girlfriend needs to get  *AND CARRY*  keys to the building instead of
   pounding aggressively like a fucking idiot on the back door whenever she's locked out!  :finger:

You're assuming she's bright enough to know what to do with a key.   :tard:

  I just don't get it.   :dunno:   She lives here now, so she should know better.
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