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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5355 on: February 23, 2013, 09:10:40 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2013, 08:46:11 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 23, 2013, 08:42:16 AM
Well, she's not here. :P

  She might be lost.  Maybe you should get in the Jaguar and go get her!  :orly:

Sorry, I'm not well enough to drive. She'll have to find her way on her own.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5356 on: February 23, 2013, 09:51:11 AM »
Oh well she was from essex so it's plausible no one could understand her when she asked for directions  :zoinks:

I bet she is still stood at the bus stop :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5357 on: February 23, 2013, 09:53:26 AM »
Quote from: SHUNNED on February 23, 2013, 09:51:11 AM
Oh well she was from essex so it's plausible no one could understand her when she asked for directions  :zoinks:

I bet she is still stood at the bus stop :orly:

  The only way is Essex!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5358 on: February 23, 2013, 11:25:16 PM »


So I meet the girl I've been looking for. Only problem is I am too old for her. And too far away. And etc, etc. God fucking dammit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5359 on: February 24, 2013, 12:22:40 AM »
I am still bitchin' about ... "part two"

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5360 on: February 24, 2013, 08:20:09 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 23, 2013, 11:25:16 PM


So I meet the girl I've been looking for. Only problem is I am too old for her. And too far away. And etc, etc. God fucking dammit.
 


Who's defining the the "too old" and "too far away" parts...you or her?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5361 on: February 25, 2013, 11:38:47 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5362 on: February 26, 2013, 05:05:13 AM »
I thought the fever was gone! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5363 on: February 26, 2013, 06:28:29 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 26, 2013, 05:05:13 AM
I thought the fever was gone! :GA:

  Seek medical attention if it persists.  :nurse:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5364 on: February 26, 2013, 07:18:57 AM »
The box isn't big enough right now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5365 on: February 26, 2013, 12:57:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 26, 2013, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 26, 2013, 05:05:13 AM
I thought the fever was gone! :GA:

  Seek medical attention if it persists.  :nurse:

Nah, it's the flu, that's all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5366 on: February 26, 2013, 02:11:14 PM »
2 hours to wash and dry my hair  :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5367 on: February 26, 2013, 04:31:11 PM »
Fever's back, AGAIN. FUCK! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5368 on: February 26, 2013, 05:26:54 PM »
My eyes are stinging and watering, been bleaching my hair in preparation for dying it. Must have got a trace of the H2O2 in my eyes.

At least the next stage will be less messy, as the blonde lightening kit comes as a foam, and so do the blue dyes (I'm going for half light and half dark blue)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5369 on: February 26, 2013, 05:31:30 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on February 26, 2013, 05:26:54 PM
(I'm going for half light and half dark blue)

How are you going to halve it? Vertical? Horizontal? Streaks? Which half will be the light; which the dark?
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