Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

  A few years ago my former dentist stuck some white ceramic stuff alongside my chipped front tooth
  to fill in the gap.  Now that splinter of ceramic is definitely loose and probably will fall out this weekend. 

  I should get some of that!    I will if the chip falls out before my appointment!

[odeon]

24 hours later, and 2/3 of my grades have yet to be released

Are you doing great so far?

Two out of three in so far.  A 3.67 and a 4.0.  3.84 average ... waiting on the one I am most worried about still.

Good luck with the third one.

[odeon]

I hope my boss breaks all the smaller bones in his body so that his every move will cause him pain.

[lutra]

Seven scrotums in a dishwasher.. I fucked up my laptop last night. Thing is totally hydrophobic and that glass of water.. well..

Fuck. 

[bodie]

I have flooded laptops with water and they did work again.

However, this is not true if it is coke.   They don't like coke.

[midlifeaspie]

Isn't Civil Procedure really manners?

It's the rules surrounding bringing civil litigation.  Service of process, jurisdiction, venue, pleadings, defenses, discovery, trial motions, judgments, etc.

And we know you're pretty rank.

 
 

And you call the one with the lowest GPA/rank Esquire don't you?

Usually we call them drop-outs, but if you mean the bottom ten percent of graduates, we call them terribly unfortunate.  The US is suffering from a glut of lawyers right now as the economic crash hurt the legal industry quite a bit.  The bottom 50% of any given class will probably never attain a job in the legal field despite 6 figures of student loan debt.  It's quite a gamble.

What would you do with your 10%?  Just Lutra-type questions because I'm out of sorts.

Make the world a better place.  End world hunger, bring about world peace, bring the Christians and the Muslims together in harmony.

[Icequeen]

I have flooded laptops with water and they did work again.

However, this is not true if it is coke.   They don't like coke.

My dad once knocked the bosses lappy in the river by accident when he wasn't around. He and the other guy on duty spent 3 days drying it out before he came in on Mon, then tried it to see if it would power up (it did) and stuck it in his office. It worked and continued to do so for quite awhile. Of course that was mid to early 90's when they were made of tougher stuff. 

[bodie]

 

My LCD!

IT LIVES

[Queen Victoria]

Seven scrotums in a dishwasher.. I fucked up my laptop last night. Thing is totally hydrophobic and that glass of water.. well..

Fuck. 

Was it as good for it as it was for you?  Did you wear protection?  Will there be any notepads, calculators, and cell phones from this fuck?  Was it a one-night stand?

[Queen Victoria]

My LCD!

IT LIVES

Now you can stop twiddling your thumbs.

[Queen Victoria]

Ye gods and little fishes!  6:30 in the morning!  Do they think this is an election?

[lutra]

Um, laptop still has the same amount of life in it as one of my.. shoes. Very very little.. thus.

And, the fuck was lousy, albeit it went unprotected. Was over in a flash also. Sooo  very unlike me, that is. One night stand? Dunno, hope she calls again.

[bodie]

If laptop still won't work on day five just service the motherfucker with a hammer!

[odeon]

I think the eye infection is back.

['andersom']

Um, laptop still has the same amount of life in it as one of my.. shoes. Very very little.. thus.

And, the fuck was lousy, albeit it went unprotected. Was over in a flash also. Sooo  very unlike me, that is. One night stand? Dunno, hope she calls again.

Place it on cheap dry rice, that may draw the moisture from it. Also, open it up, and remove the battery, leave the battery lid open, to let moisture escape.

Won't bring more harm, may be just what it needs. It works on drowned cell-phones.