Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   

Was it me? 

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account? 

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

  OK then, I wondered who was mad at me! 

[Peter]

I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.

["couldbecousin"]

I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.

  Do you need a new mattress, or is this a new medical symptom? 

['andersom']

  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   

Was it me? 

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account? 

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

  OK then, I wondered who was mad at me! 

It was I. 

Beware of the mad cow.

[Peter]

I feel like I've been sleeping on a pile of rocks.  I've been feeling that way for the past month.

  Do you need a new mattress, or is this a new medical symptom? 

It's a new medical symptom.  My mattress is fantastic; it's a thick latex one, and it's the best mattress I've ever had.

[lutra]

I've blown my nose that much and hard the last couple of days that now my nose hurts and there's some sort of wound/rough spot on the skin between 'me' nostrils. No biggie, but still..

 

[midlifeaspie]

  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   

Was it me? 

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account? 

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

You will eventually miss the cute children 

['andersom']

  Apparently somebody unfriended me on Facebook, but I can't tell who it is.   

Was it me? 

  I don't think so!  Did you delete your account? 

Yeah, I did. In a whim, totally overwhelmed. And, I am not missing it at all.

You will eventually miss the cute children 

But, I do have two cuties of my own. 

['andersom']

Haven't had a cold sore for a very long time, but, this one is here, and it is trying to occupy me.
Applied the first layer of antiviral cream before it was visible, but it grows and grows.
Haven't had one like this in twenty years. Put on a band aid, because it was horribly leaking too. And I don't like to be contaminated even more.

Is this the beginning of a new hormonal era in my life?

[Parts]

I have a sore neck

[Queen Victoria]

I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.

[Parts]

I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.

Well they might go bad by then and you don't want to waste them

[Queen Victoria]

I bought PA some mint flavoured chocolate cookies as a Christmas stocking stuffer.  And I wants to eat them, now.

Well they might go bad by then and you don't want to waste them

 

[odeon]

I really, really, really don't want to go to work today.

[PuppetSockPenguin]

How the fuck is it possible to lose something that I always keep in the same place?