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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #405 on: September 06, 2011, 12:02:39 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on September 05, 2011, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: PPK on September 05, 2011, 02:56:36 AM
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Quote from: MCalavera on September 03, 2011, 07:21:14 PM
It's a sharp needle pain that lasts for a few seconds. Is this a symptom of what you mentioned? If so, damn.


Maybe?
Proctalgia fugax: Proctalgia fugax involves fleeting rectal pain and occurs in 8% of Americans.This disorder occurs more commonly in women and in people younger than 45 years. Although the exact cause of the pain is not known, many doctors believe spasm of the anal sphincter muscle is the origin of this pain.

The pain of proctalgia fugax is sudden and intense, usually lasting less than a minute. But in some rare cases, the spasm can go on for an hour. It is described as a sharp, stabbing, or cramplike pain occurring at the anal opening. The pain can awaken you from a sound sleep. The attacks seem to occur in clusters, appearing daily for a while then disappearing for weeks or months.
No wonder you dropped out of pre med, MACV is not American.  :hahaha: :laugh:

And certainly not a woman!

Or am I?
Good catch MACV, I missed QV's gender disorientation.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #406 on: September 06, 2011, 02:29:32 AM »
And again, keeping track of days off is organised beautifully at work.


Not sure if I can go to the dentist come Thursday. Apparently they missed out on me having the day off.
Hadn't asked a full four weeks in advance. So, they have the right to deny it, even when said I will have it.

Should have broken that tooth three days earlier.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #407 on: September 06, 2011, 02:34:27 AM »
Update, (quick hé?)

I got called back. (That's a miracle in itself)
I have come Thursday off, and, he didn't pressure me to work extra on Saturday. (Another miracle)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #408 on: September 06, 2011, 09:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Peter on September 04, 2011, 03:44:53 PM
I made a video:


I like. :) And yes I see what you mean. I tried this in the mirror and noticed a slight difference for me.

My quick bitch is that I had a mid-term exam today and I have no idea if I did well or not.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #409 on: September 06, 2011, 11:14:17 AM »
Tired and unwell.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #410 on: September 06, 2011, 01:15:54 PM »
Tried to change bed linnen just 5 minutes ago but found out I had no fresh clean mattress cover. Hope the washing machine and the drier are fast enough so I can sleep in a totally fresh bed. Well, lousy bitch really.. for I know I will.. even if I have to wait 'till 1 o'clock in the morning. (okay, bitch is me being surprised to find no.. )
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #411 on: September 06, 2011, 03:12:30 PM »
Headachey two days in a row now
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #412 on: September 06, 2011, 05:21:35 PM »
I wish my dog wouldn't lick her bits so much, or that she at least wouldn't make such loud slurping noises while she's doing it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #413 on: September 06, 2011, 05:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 05:21:35 PM
I wish my dog wouldn't lick her bits so much, or that she at least wouldn't make such loud slurping noises while she's doing it.

Suggestion:  have you tried assisting her in her personal hygiene routine,  if the two of you
tackle it together it could really speed up the process :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #414 on: September 06, 2011, 06:53:07 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on September 06, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 05:21:35 PM
I wish my dog wouldn't lick her bits so much, or that she at least wouldn't make such loud slurping noises while she's doing it.

Suggestion:  have you tried assisting her in her personal hygiene routine,  if the two of you
tackle it together it could really speed up the process :zoinks:

I do my part by shaving her nether regions to keep her clean and prevent an accumulation of dingleberries and urine-soaked fur.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #415 on: September 07, 2011, 05:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 05:21:35 PM
I wish my dog wouldn't lick her bits so much, or that she at least wouldn't make such loud slurping noises while she's doing it.

My dogs are bad too and the noise from Max doing it woke me up last night :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #416 on: September 07, 2011, 07:52:23 AM »
Cat is the same way, he was nurtured over 2 years ago.

I think he's reminiscing, there's nothing left to lick.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #417 on: September 07, 2011, 08:21:55 AM »
Sometimes my dog gets a nasty-smelling discharge of mucus from her vagina, so at least the licking 'disposes' of it so that it doesn't dangle between her legs like a strand of snot.  She's been spayed and the vet doesn't think she has an infection, though I've never managed to get a urine sample from her to confirm it, so the mucus might be caused by what's left of her reproductive hormone cycles. 

She likes me to lift her up and cuddle her, and her favourite position is to have her rear legs splayed around my waist, her chin on my shoulder and her bits pressed against my abdomen, so I often have to change my top afterwards because of the fishy stink and the shiny mucus stains.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #418 on: September 07, 2011, 09:53:50 AM »
quick bitch:

found a flee.

time for stronghold again.



the other bitch doesn't fit in the quick bitch thread.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #419 on: September 07, 2011, 09:58:08 AM »
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on September 06, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 05:21:35 PM
I wish my dog wouldn't lick her bits so much, or that she at least wouldn't make such loud slurping noises while she's doing it.

Suggestion:  have you tried assisting her in her personal hygiene routine,  if the two of you
tackle it together it could really speed up the process :zoinks:

I do my part by shaving her nether regions to keep her clean and prevent an accumulation of dingleberries and urine-soaked fur.

I had to read that three times before I figured out you were talking about your dog
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