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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18735 on: May 11, 2024, 04:05:19 PM »
Why can't I remember her name!?!?!?!?! She's too cute, yet in all honesty why can't I remember her name!?!?!?!
This is a Man Problem, completely 100%, through and through, like it or not, a man thing and it's as pervasive as the coming sunrise!
Men are trash to hear some tell it, but this is a common happening. We don't have to be trash.

If a man can not even remember her name, then the spark was low, to start. Another man idea. Go with your gut!

None of that means to stop.
It's just that you have two strikes against you from the get go. You're only a man, after all.

Remember the spark, the feel of it, the fear, the need and go get more!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18736 on: May 11, 2024, 04:19:10 PM »
Why do people drive with their LED lightbars and spotlights on in the dark through street lit suburbia? Are they too timid to drive at night without them on?  ::)

Also I've been getting weird compliments in Second Life lately;
"Nice bow" (the tiny bow on my waistband).
"Nice lips" (thanks, they came with the face),
"Nice [insignificant small detail on my avatar]".

The fact that they're avoiding the obvious attention seeking parts of my avatar like my curves, boobs and butt, is that the joke?
I don't know about Second Life, but I can testify that stupid people driving without lights on in their cars are worse than morons.
It does not matter if it is daylight or dusk, put your fucking lights on!

I fear most that the stupidity of these idiots make them imagine that they are saving gas by driving without lights. They know zip about how cars work!!

Every mile or so, a car wastes and throws away enough energy to charge fifty other batteries and start ten trucks or more, just over a few minutes. Be glad you have a working alternator. That's what it does.

Driving wituout lights on just marks those as another idiot who should be "voted off" our island.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18737 on: May 11, 2024, 04:54:03 PM »
Damn it Dad! I got my peanut butter cravings from you -____-

Honor them!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18738 on: May 11, 2024, 05:06:27 PM »
My mom spent hours in her storm cellar ALONE! while Hell came to visit.

She lives in west Texas and had five tornadoes hit one night earlier.  It'd been a few days and she is fine, but storm cellars are not usually pleasant. Did not share at first, because some stuff was no settled.

She lost her chicken barn and her car was trashed but all else is fine.

Only major injury to any of my family was my cousin who was shooing his chickens out of their barn, to give them a fighting chance, when he saw something coming his way and could not avoid it.
He was slammed by a fence post flying from somewhere in the winds and it broke his femur. He is stove up for a while.

I usually call around to all the wives when this stuff happens.
They are working the phones for updates while the boys are out doing the tough stuff.

Got to her call and she was in the hospital. WTF?!? Oh no!
It took her eight hours to get an ambulance out to their land. He's a tough fellow, but he was severely injured.
We weren't thinking about saving his leg by that time.
Every concern was about whether they could still save his life.
Rough night for all there.


I've had my femur sawn off and a prosthesis set in, replacing my parts. That was under anesthesia, with several doctors attending. It took a while to come around to walking again under the best of cases.

This happened to my cousin in an instant, no one around for hundreds of yards and nothing to do but crawl until someone got worried enough to check on him with another tornado coming.
I can not help but feel bad for him and his dear sweet wife. Chiildren willl be OK soon. He will not walk right for a long time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18739 on: May 11, 2024, 06:51:53 PM »
Why can't I remember her name!?!?!?!?! She's too cute, yet in all honesty why can't I remember her name!?!?!?!
This is a Man Problem, completely 100%, through and through, like it or not, a man thing and it's as pervasive as the coming sunrise!
Men are trash to hear some tell it, but this is a common happening. We don't have to be trash.

If a man can not even remember her name, then the spark was low, to start. Another man idea. Go with your gut!

None of that means to stop.
It's just that you have two strikes against you from the get go. You're only a man, after all.

Remember the spark, the feel of it, the fear, the need and go get more!

There's a spark... it's just a name I wasn't entirely familiar with.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18740 on: May 11, 2024, 06:53:02 PM »
It's been a year since Dad died

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18741 on: May 11, 2024, 09:06:25 PM »
Why do people drive with their LED lightbars and spotlights on in the dark through street lit suburbia? Are they too timid to drive at night without them on?  ::)
ikr? On Friday I was driving home from work, headed down my street and a great big 4WD behind me turned its spotlights on. Blinded me through my mirrors and I couldn't find my driveway. So I slowed down and stopped to the side and the 4WD roared past me. Prick.

I heard that in France, they're starting to charge 4WD drivers more for parking.

It's been a year since Dad died
That was fast. RIP your Dad. :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18742 on: May 11, 2024, 10:20:06 PM »
^Thank You

I should probably get to sleep... *sighs*

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18743 on: May 11, 2024, 10:41:30 PM »
It's been a year since Dad died
Markers.
You'll have a bunch of them by the time you quit noticing.

All good thoughts for all y'all. One year is kind of short in grieving for a parent.
Wish for better days ahead for you!
« Last Edit: May 11, 2024, 11:08:39 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18744 on: May 12, 2024, 07:45:27 AM »
Why do people drive with their LED lightbars and spotlights on in the dark through street lit suburbia? Are they too timid to drive at night without them on?  ::)
ikr? On Friday I was driving home from work, headed down my street and a great big 4WD behind me turned its spotlights on. Blinded me through my mirrors and I couldn't find my driveway. So I slowed down and stopped to the side and the 4WD roared past me. Prick.

I heard that in France, they're starting to charge 4WD drivers more for parking.

That's purely menacing you off the road right there!
That's a light bar's second main use - weapons of road rage.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18745 on: May 14, 2024, 09:09:53 PM »
Why do people drive with their LED lightbars and spotlights on in the dark through street lit suburbia? Are they too timid to drive at night without them on?  ::)
ikr? On Friday I was driving home from work, headed down my street and a great big 4WD behind me turned its spotlights on. Blinded me through my mirrors and I couldn't find my driveway. So I slowed down and stopped to the side and the 4WD roared past me. Prick.

I heard that in France, they're starting to charge 4WD drivers more for parking.
That's purely menacing you off the road right there!
That's a light bar's second main use - weapons of road rage.
Yeah! How rude.
 
Once I was forced off the road by a 4WD changing lanes to the left. Where I was. I had to swerve off the road. Luckily there was a big patch of gravel for me to come to a stop on.

Where I live there seems to be more 4WDs than there are regular cars.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18746 on: May 14, 2024, 09:44:02 PM »
 :yawn: this whole dramacaust with my insurance is because of a "primary referral" necessity with this company.

Seriously... why couldn't they explain that to me ahead of time!?!?!?! damn it -____-

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18747 on: May 14, 2024, 10:04:06 PM »
Walmart mgrs. lie again!  But, what else is new! ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18748 on: May 15, 2024, 11:07:41 AM »
Walmart mgrs. lie again!  But, what else is new! ::)

Walmart is just retail North Korea in poorly dressed drag -_-

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18749 on: May 15, 2024, 12:13:19 PM »
Walmart mgrs. lie again!  But, what else is new! ::)

Walmart is just retail North Korea in poorly dressed drag -_-


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