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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18330 on: September 25, 2023, 12:37:54 PM »
The digger boys, fixing the sidewalk access points near the storm drains, just broke a water pipe across the street. It's been dry, no rain!
I got out of the car after bringing the kids home from a shopping outing and just as I got out of the car, I heard, "OH, NO!!" from across the street.

Before we could get the items out of the car, I could smell clorinated city water in the air.
When I looked that way again, they had a bubbling fountain next to the street where they had broken something near which they were supposed to be very careful.

They got it shut off and we still have water, so I guess they only fucked up people across the street.

OH, NO!! 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18331 on: September 25, 2023, 01:00:22 PM »
The Master of Disguise movie is the dumbest piece of Shit since Tommy Wiseau's the Room.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18332 on: October 23, 2023, 02:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on September 24, 2023, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2023, 02:11:31 PM
Quote from: Genesis on September 22, 2023, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 22, 2023, 02:50:18 PM
Incredibly annoyed after today's meeting with a new coworker. This guy is an utter moron and I can't stand him.

I've seen my fair share of morons... how is it different in your neck of the woods?

There's different degrees of moron. This one is among the worst I've seen in a professional setting. He's an utter waste of oxygen.

So we're talking about a level 5 moron whose basically like a vegan whose afraid of his own shadow :-/

Getting there, but this one bought the Extended Kit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18333 on: October 23, 2023, 02:59:57 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on September 24, 2023, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 22, 2023, 02:50:18 PM
Incredibly annoyed after today's meeting with a new coworker. This guy is an utter moron and I can't stand him.
Can you sack him?

I would have, but he's not one of mine. He's presales. So far they are protecting him.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18334 on: October 25, 2023, 04:50:33 PM »
If I'm rude, yes I'm rude.... but when someone punches their kid without remorse and claims their husband (my father's best friend) is having affairs and is abusive? Fuck you... literally, fuck you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18335 on: October 26, 2023, 06:24:54 PM »
Hit my left index finger with a hammer
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18336 on: October 26, 2023, 07:36:41 PM »
OUCH!  I feel your pain!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18337 on: October 28, 2023, 09:35:26 AM »
Someone just came by and knocked on my door only to ask me if the house number is 24 all while standing next to the big 26 next to the door
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18338 on: October 28, 2023, 09:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Parts on October 28, 2023, 09:35:26 AM
Someone just came by and knocked on my door only to ask me if the house number is 24 all while standing next to the big 26 next to the door

OY, that sounds like customers at walmart who ask me where something is and A.) the sign is right overhead  B.)They're standing right in front of it  C.  They walked by it several times and never looked above their eye level or below knee level.   ::)  Then there are the ones who argue with me as to why, it isn't where they were looking for it.  My blood boils, but, I have to restrain myself.   ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18339 on: October 28, 2023, 01:29:54 PM »
How honest, is honest in a dating profile?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18340 on: October 28, 2023, 03:27:25 PM »
"People say I look like George Clooney's younger, fitter brother."
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18341 on: November 02, 2023, 12:06:46 AM »
Hot weather. I hates it.

Second hottest October on record. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18342 on: November 02, 2023, 05:15:37 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 02, 2023, 12:06:46 AM
Hot weather. I hates it.

Second hottest October on record. :(

And we just got the first hard frost of the year and I have to scrape the windshield
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18343 on: November 02, 2023, 10:01:35 AM »
Fucking colds, this one is holding onto me with a death grip.  The coughing fits are driving me nuts!    :hair:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18344 on: November 02, 2023, 11:53:46 AM »
I had an idea of what to complain about... but all it's doing is running away from me.
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