"Where's my God Damn shoe!?!" (Pacific Rim reference, for those living in caves)
Actually, it is my peanuts.
I ordered a case of Planter's Cocktail Peanuts four days ago, with the Amazon Prime promise that they would be here next day. My favorite canned peanuts! I eat a lot of nuts this time of year; always have. Maybe I am part squirrel, who knows?
It has now been four days and they were supposedly shipped from the local warehouse. Each day the tracking changes.
Now, it seems as if they are "in transit" from Philadelphia, instead of at my door next day, meaning two days ago.
Where's my God Damn Peanuts!?!