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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14775 on: January 20, 2019, 05:23:15 PM »
Where I live we don't get much crime. Some teen vandalism mostly. Apparently there have been a few burglaries, which was pretty much unheard of a few years ago.

We don't even have a police station in our group of about 5 suburbs. There used to be one but they had so few issues to deal with that they closed it down. Some residents are trying to get it re-opened.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14776 on: January 20, 2019, 07:42:56 PM »
Where I live we don't get much crime. Some teen vandalism mostly. Apparently there have been a few burglaries, which was pretty much unheard of a few years ago.

So you not fancy toting all the shit DirtDawg has and being best bum chums with Chief Wiggum!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14777 on: January 20, 2019, 07:55:14 PM »
Where I live we don't get much crime. Some teen vandalism mostly. Apparently there have been a few burglaries, which was pretty much unheard of a few years ago.

So you not fancy toting all the shit DirtDawg has and being best bum chums with Chief Wiggum!

I'm lucky, we are safe without the armed citizen patrols. But I do understand that there is a need for those in some places.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14778 on: January 20, 2019, 08:06:36 PM »
Where I live we don't get much crime. Some teen vandalism mostly. Apparently there have been a few burglaries, which was pretty much unheard of a few years ago.

So you not fancy toting all the shit DirtDawg has and being best bum chums with Chief Wiggum!

I'm lucky, we are safe without the armed citizen patrols. But I do understand that there is a need for those in some places.

Just about? ;-)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14779 on: January 20, 2019, 10:17:37 PM »
Where I live we don't get much crime. Some teen vandalism mostly. Apparently there have been a few burglaries, which was pretty much unheard of a few years ago.

So you not fancy toting all the shit DirtDawg has and being best bum chums with Chief Wiggum!

I'm lucky, we are safe without the armed citizen patrols. But I do understand that there is a need for those in some places.

Most Neighborhood Watches are not armed, except for a powerful flashlight and maybe some pepper spray.
I am always armed because I am an upstanding Citizen and have no criminal record and am licensed to carry a firearm concealed. Actually, Indiana does not specify. Once you have a license you can carry how ever you choose. I do both concealed and open carry as needed.

Our watch is a little different because we have twelve licensed carriers in our squad of twenty two. We have all taken police or military training. I am an award winning pistol shooter and as far as I have seen, we have a couple of guys who could win a trophy as well.
That does not make any of us ready to handle police work, but it does mean that if one of us shoots, we will hit what we shoot at.



Who the fuck is Chief Wiggum?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14780 on: January 23, 2019, 04:30:24 PM »

Today, I want to bitch about losing our last blue macaw.

This species is now considered extinct. A few still exist in captivity and some would call this hope for the future, but ...

Am I the only one to have heard about this tragedy?


 ... or is it a hoax?


Some of the Audubon (among other) people seem to think that the only hope left for this rare species is in the hands of the black market traffickers of the last of these beautiful birds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14781 on: January 24, 2019, 01:20:12 AM »
^I've heard the same. They're now considered to be extinct.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14782 on: January 25, 2019, 03:59:38 AM »
While getting something out of the car this morning, I kind of slipped and faceplanted the door frame. I got a scratched on my glasses' left lens. Only good thing was that it's the left because I can't see it when I have my glasses on.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14783 on: January 25, 2019, 12:09:46 PM »
Lordy gods, girl!!

Only a scratch on your glasses?  What about you!??! Are you OK?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14784 on: January 25, 2019, 10:07:09 PM »
Lordy gods, girl!!

Only a scratch on your glasses?  What about you!??! Are you OK?
Yep, I'm fine thank you. :) My nose must be pretty bendy because although it hurt a bit, it didn't bleed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14785 on: January 26, 2019, 02:33:46 AM »
I'm glad you're all right. :)

Scratches can be fixed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14786 on: January 30, 2019, 07:42:43 PM »
I have to work in an unheated building tomorrow and it's supposed to be bitter cold :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14787 on: January 31, 2019, 02:04:40 AM »
I have to work in an unheated building tomorrow and it's supposed to be bitter cold :zombiefuck:

My sympathies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14788 on: January 31, 2019, 02:27:13 PM »
I have to work in an unheated building tomorrow and it's supposed to be bitter cold :zombiefuck:

My sympathies.

Thanks worked a half day so it wasn't that bad but have to go back tomorrow
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14789 on: February 01, 2019, 01:34:08 PM »
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