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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14250 on: July 22, 2018, 01:02:03 AM »
How's your kidney? Heart? Time to give the Aussie gene pool some relief yet?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14251 on: July 22, 2018, 01:39:06 AM »
I've no personal enmity towards either of you, disagreements with both, despise neither, but right now, I'd bang your heads together to see if some sense could be knocked in there. And if the top ones don't suffice, then the other pair so you can fuck each other 69 and make the fuck up. Or at LEAST if not, then SHUT the fuck up.

Al, god damn, I wish relativetruth had come at a better time and taken off. You KNOW what you'd have gotten for your kvetching there. If he wasn't such a bastard, and wasn't dead now I'd be tempted to ask the initial host to have her pen pal pay one of you a visit, while I visit the other. Flip the coin, who gets me, who gets tim mcveigh. Either way, it'd be a  blast, the way you pair are acting.

Not that thats her style, she has an even lower tolerance for BS than I do, you'd have got eaten, Al, and not in the good way. Odeon-you won't get the reference, no insult intended, but both of you would have had some sense, or at least duct tape applied. Possibly worse (I've heard things, funny things, but messed up things nonetheless)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14252 on: July 22, 2018, 03:18:37 AM »
How's your kidney? Heart? Time to give the Aussie gene pool some relief yet?
How's your kidney? Heart? Time to give the Aussie gene pool some relief yet?

Kidney is a bit sore. Heart is good. Actually I got a bit of a laugh over your reply.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14253 on: July 22, 2018, 12:43:34 PM »
Sorry to hear that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14254 on: July 22, 2018, 01:13:11 PM »
To be fair, darwinism hardly matters anymore in australia. Look at the fucking place. God's own drunken rampage. Whatever he was smoking when he designed the place, I want seeds. And an 1H high-res NMR done on the stuff, stat!:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14255 on: July 23, 2018, 03:19:08 AM »
I'm cold and can't get warm unless I'm in bed, which is not exactly productive during the afternoon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14256 on: July 24, 2018, 11:33:34 AM »
There is room under the covers here Renster, and star trek is on too.

*moves on over to make room*  it is rather hot out here today, but I've just made up a big jug of bubblegum pop, a liter jug filled with ice, over that. More than enough for the both of us my dear :)

*offers Ren his trench to wear for a while under the covers* I think it'd suit you too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14257 on: July 24, 2018, 02:50:33 PM »
I'm cold and can't get warm unless I'm in bed, which is not exactly productive during the afternoon.

I'm the opposite,  hot and can't get cool without being in the AC and there is no AC at work :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14258 on: July 24, 2018, 03:02:15 PM »
I know just what you mean Parts. it'd be even worse in all the protective gear in a crawlspace. Although it isn't too cool and breezy in a room running a bunch of hotplates either. Yeech. It can get to the point it literally feels like being in a bloody oven.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14259 on: July 24, 2018, 11:00:52 PM »
There is room under the covers here Renster, and star trek is on too.

*moves on over to make room*  it is rather hot out here today, but I've just made up a big jug of bubblegum pop, a liter jug filled with ice, over that. More than enough for the both of us my dear :)

*offers Ren his trench to wear for a while under the covers* I think it'd suit you too.
That sounds good. :)

I got warm again by having tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14260 on: July 24, 2018, 11:59:36 PM »
I run hot. I barely even need to wear warm clothes in winter. Me and the kids get around the unheated house in the middle of winter in shorts and T-shirts, even when there's frost outside.

If I start to feel cold I'll just throw on a tracksuit top or similar. If I do feel unpleasantly cold it's usually a sign that I'm not being active enough, so I will go to the gym or go for a walk.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14261 on: July 25, 2018, 02:51:02 PM »
*goes to brew a mug of tea, earl grey, hot for the Renster*

Unless you prefer lady grey, as I do, or else I've a few green teas, a nice chinese white tea, and a black/oolong blend mixed with essential oil of rose  petals. I particularly like the lady grey myself; especially in summer for when I can go pick some fresh mint sprigs, just a couple of sprigs of flowering young spearmint tops, bash them up a bit to let the oils out, take a good couple of large handfuls of fresh picked balm, when it is in bloom and the flowers are full of fragrant nectar, make a hot decoction of that, filter the plant bits off after it has had time to steep, and use that to brew my tea with instead  of plain water. With a couple of spoonfuls of a lime blossom honey or acacia one, to balance out the tartness introduced with the finishing touch, a squeeze of lime, the zest of the lime grated for the oils and a slice of lime.

Mmm, it is real good done that way. A lot nicer than earl grey. Lady grey has a lot of citrusy about it too to begin with.

Served as is though, no milk. That'd be tantamount to brewing it with urine.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14262 on: July 26, 2018, 08:15:50 AM »
Haha, I have urine - I mean milk with my tea. And coffee. And Milo. I've never tried Lady Grey. But I can't drink or eat mint. It's just one of those flavours I don't like. I wish I did like it, then I'd have it all the time.

I wonder what makes us like and dislike flavours? And for us to be unique in that way? I know you, Lestat, don't like vegetables. I wonder why that is, don't you?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14263 on: July 26, 2018, 10:58:32 PM »
I can't stand mint either. Dentists hate me.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14264 on: July 27, 2018, 01:09:15 AM »
I thought about getting a nursing mother pet rat with babies, so I could just pick her up and squeeze a teat into my coffee cup in the mornings. That seemed more convenient for milk.