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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12285 on: December 21, 2016, 06:35:17 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12286 on: December 22, 2016, 08:42:37 AM »
My bitch is that ibought a newcomputer to  arrive at my mothers house. the old one left home the new one doa. now on a tablet because my mothers apple laptop wont come out of sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12287 on: December 22, 2016, 12:18:01 PM »
VK is short for a mildly left wing but really thorough newspaper. Still seen as one of the three most reliable newspapers here.

Hello Princess.

My bitch is that I am so slow in getting things done today. Procrastination has overtaken me.

  I Googled.  VK is also a social-networking site.  Thank god I don't have kids to watch over.
  I'm really out of a lot of the loops.  It's a different world than the one I grew up in, dammit!   :oldman:


yep.  evidently quite a lot of eastern Europeans there.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12288 on: December 22, 2016, 01:48:58 PM »
Hello there PR :)

And grey area, I was not attempting to get into your pants, as you put it.

Your a guy? took you for female going from the hair, but, so as no offense is caused, I was not attempting to get down you...is 'get into one's knickers' even the right phrase to USE for a guy...considering....

Well other than the julian clary (ewww) type of 'guy' that is :P

But whatever the hell is down there, you crack me up. I just have a similarly ofttimes dark sense of humor. That toaster thing. was that your own work, or a net repost?

And funnily enough....I just so happen to have a toaster that is otherwise destined to be recycled for the nichrome heating wire to build a new mag stir plate..and I'm sure I could find a shit or two who is in desperate requirement of bath-side toast-making facilities.

*lestat busily starts looking for some teflon grease*......
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12289 on: December 22, 2016, 02:21:38 PM »
I'm not offended by anyone making assumptions about my gender or underwear, or trying to get in my underwear. I just thought that since you are a heterosexual male I should probably give you fair warning that your manly charms would be better directed elsewhere.

The toaster was not my own work. Most of the pictures I'm posting have been on my hard drive for a while, and I can't remember where I found any of them. Probably either 4chan or late night typing words into Google Images.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12290 on: December 22, 2016, 02:38:21 PM »
I like the hair, either way. Not in a sexual way (although were you female, I'd reconsider of course haha), how long has it taken to get it that long? because I'm trying to do more or less the same thing myself.

And besides, theres already someone..sort of on here...who gives me the total hots. Although sadly a continent away, in NO, US, if I am not mistaken. Which is....a rather long walk. Especially in weather like we are having here now. (I always know when its going to be a real nasty cold night/day coming, because my messed up joints take it upon themselves to start proclaiming the fact. Loudly.) Too loudly. And the colder its going to get the louder they howl.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12291 on: December 22, 2016, 03:34:10 PM »
OK, so another meeting tomorrow. Going to repeat myself. Have avoided meetings for ages because I keep repeating the same things and nothing happens.

My question to you people: How do you break the patterns of other people and get noticed? Manipulative techniques welcome, even if via PM. You would be awesome to me, thanks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12292 on: December 22, 2016, 03:45:50 PM »
OK, so another meeting tomorrow. Going to repeat myself. Have avoided meetings for ages because I keep repeating the same things and nothing happens.

My question to you people: How do you break the patterns of other people and get noticed? Manipulative techniques welcome, even if via PM. You would be awesome to me, thanks.
Can't change other people. Ever heard that old quote about the definition of insanity? Stop repeating yourself. Say something different.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12293 on: December 22, 2016, 04:29:19 PM »
Something different.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12294 on: December 22, 2016, 04:29:54 PM »
Manipulative techniques welcome
Be prepared with the exact solutions you want to see, and focus on that. Give them clear simple orders for the solutions you need, but do it in the gentle form of I statements. I need you to... I think it's important for me to have... I feel things would be better if... (insert solution) Be brief and don't explain why unless they ask. Ask I statement questions. Is x a solution that's possible for me? What do I need to do to make x happen? Let them do the talking.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12295 on: December 22, 2016, 05:14:01 PM »
What kind of meeting is it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12296 on: December 22, 2016, 05:52:13 PM »
Something different.

Hey that's my line.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12297 on: December 22, 2016, 08:46:51 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12298 on: December 22, 2016, 09:19:28 PM »
I like the hair, either way. Not in a sexual way (although were you female, I'd reconsider of course haha), how long has it taken to get it that long? because I'm trying to do more or less the same thing myself.

And besides, theres already someone..sort of on here...who gives me the total hots. Although sadly a continent away, in NO, US, if I am not mistaken. Which is....a rather long walk. Especially in weather like we are having here now. (I always know when its going to be a real nasty cold night/day coming, because my messed up joints take it upon themselves to start proclaiming the fact. Loudly.) Too loudly. And the colder its going to get the louder they howl.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12299 on: December 22, 2016, 09:47:12 PM »
OK, so another meeting tomorrow. Going to repeat myself. Have avoided meetings for ages because I keep repeating the same things and nothing happens.

My question to you people: How do you break the patterns of other people and get noticed? Manipulative techniques welcome, even if via PM. You would be awesome to me, thanks.

I'm just weird...it works for me.

I stopped trying to act and dress normal at around age 35 because people never saw me anyways. Now I can't get people to leave me alone when I want them to.