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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11355 on: June 02, 2016, 03:07:43 PM »
Drive belt on my belt sander broke,  I looked up getting a replacement and the earliest delivery they had was June 8  :zombiefuck:  Thinking of going to the vacuum repair store and seeing if they have one that will work
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11356 on: June 03, 2016, 05:07:08 AM »
  I've owned a hair dryer for years, almost never used it.  Now that I want to use it, I can't find it.  :facepalm2:

I have two...that I've probably used less than 10 times.

You do know that if you buy one, you will find the one you're looking for. That's how I ended up with two. :LOL:

  Oh yes.  That's how I've ended up with multiple can openers, manicure scissors, etc.  :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11357 on: June 03, 2016, 05:25:34 AM »
On the weekend I decided to give my old car a bit of a clean and detail because I need to sell it ASAP (it's just sitting out on the street and it's a bother to remember to take it for drives every now and then to keep it alive).

Washed & waxed
Cleaned door, boot and bonnet jambs
Vacuumed
I even shampooed the carpets (didn't work much though)
Cleaned the upholstery and plastics
Cleaned the windows.
I said to myself I'll do the rims and tyre shine when I want to take the photos for online
(Still gotta clean out the boot too)

Better move the car a bit further down the road because it's in front of where the bins get put to the kerb.

Turn the key. *sickly sounding cranking* then *click click click....* and Death.

 :bigcry:


That's the way it works.

Plop a new battery in it and add it on to the asking price...then list it.  Don't let it sit too long, it knows it's been replaced. >:D 

I had one that I swear self-destructed in the driveway just after I switched the insurance over to the "replacement".  :LOL:

Crush boi is gonna lend me his jumper cables to troubleshoot if it is indeed the battery (use my new car to jump start it). If it is then I suppose I'll have to get a new one, but I swear I only got a new one like 3 or 4 years ago. The battery before it lasted 6 years!

And it's going to be piss pouring rain this weekend so I can't do anything about it >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11358 on: June 03, 2016, 05:29:00 AM »
  Hot flashes!  I'm not loving the sweating.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11359 on: June 04, 2016, 09:38:11 PM »
sensitive nose
competing bad smells from diesel, tires, bar smells from downstairs and dust.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11360 on: June 05, 2016, 05:14:41 AM »
  I have a slight headache.  The :coffee: should fix it soon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11361 on: June 05, 2016, 07:19:30 AM »
If you do replace the battery, make sure you keep the old one, they are worth a few bob when sold to scrap metal merchants for the lead content. Theres lots of lead peroxide/sulfate plates in there too which adds to the weight. The H2SO4 electrolyte is heavy as fuck too. Good idea to fill it right up to with water too if its to be sold on, just 'top it up' and make sure its full to the brim with liquid, to make them heavier, as scrap yards go by weight.
Got quite a bit for those in the past. Certainly worth doing assuming the fuel expenditure doesn't cost more to get to the yard. Chances are with
all the romanian trash stealing war memorials etc. and robbing copper cabling from phone exchanges, train line wiring and such you need ID, do here anyhow. If you are going to walk and save gas money to make a higher profit, or get a lift off someone else, then if you got a few bits of copper pipe scrap, brass, aluminium if theres a respectable weight of it then you can make yourself a nice handful of notes. Got 20-25 pounds UK last time for
a single battery plus a few bits of copper pipe and lead scraps from a broken window or two from a derelict building (well really, noone else was going to come for it that owned the building, only people coming for that lead and copper were other people scavenging the place for metal.
So I'd rather me than them. Better the money went in my wallet and gave me some money for a burger or two on the way home, plus a quick trip to the hardware and auto stores for conc. sulfuric and hydrochloric, formic acids, ammonia and diethyl/diisopropyl ether.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11362 on: June 05, 2016, 09:38:10 AM »
Too much stress from things beyond my control
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11363 on: June 05, 2016, 10:02:22 PM »
Kids girlfriend is coming over tomorrow.

She's a sweet girl. Just :blah: :blah:

My brain starts freezing after about 15 minutes.

I thought after dealing with SO's ADHD and the kiddos ADHD nothing could faze me. I was wrong.

Just shoot me. Shoot me now. :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11364 on: June 05, 2016, 10:15:47 PM »
Kids girlfriend is coming over tomorrow.

She's a sweet girl. Just :blah: :blah:

My brain starts freezing after about 15 minutes.

I thought after dealing with SO's ADHD and the kiddos ADHD nothing could faze me. I was wrong.

Just shoot me. Shoot me now. :zombiefuck:

  Flee in the truck!  :icequeen:  I'll distract her  :blah:  while you escape!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11365 on: June 06, 2016, 01:05:59 AM »
  Orange juice before bed  -----> heartburn!   :fp:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11366 on: June 06, 2016, 06:03:22 AM »
Do Not Drive Or Ride Through Flood Waters.
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It doesn't matter how many times the emergency services say it, it just doesn't get through to people :facepalm2:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11367 on: June 06, 2016, 09:40:20 AM »
Do Not Drive Or Ride Through Flood Waters.
Do Not Drive Or Ride Through Flood Waters.
Do Not Drive Or Ride Through Flood Waters.
Do Not Drive Or Ride Through Flood Waters.
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It doesn't matter how many times the emergency services say it, it just doesn't get through to people :facepalm2:

Surely it can't be that bad. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11368 on: June 06, 2016, 10:16:11 AM »
woke up this morning to a house full of cigarette smoke (the downstairs, anyway).
wolfish is allergic to cigarette smoke.

we asked the landlord specifically about smokers, were told none, found out there was one next door and now it appears one has moved in downstairs as well. the air filters handled the next door as it was small leaks, but they can't handle this.

i'm guessing we will be breaking the lease as soon as we find a new place.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11369 on: June 06, 2016, 11:55:43 AM »
That's no fun. I hope you find something new quickly. :(
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