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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10770 on: February 19, 2016, 12:52:05 AM »
  Still congested, I hope that swig of cough syrup doesn't make me oversleep!  :beer:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10771 on: February 19, 2016, 09:07:46 AM »
  Still congested, I hope that swig of cough syrup doesn't make me oversleep!  :beer:

Lemons contain Synephrine , (OTC is Neo-Synepherine) which acts as a decongestant.  Hot lemonade works very well.  If you think you won't like the taste of hot lemonade, hot water will do fine.  Either way you won't get any sleepy after-effects.

Oh, and PA swears that dairy causes him to have increased mucus, so maybe lay off that too?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10772 on: February 19, 2016, 03:48:50 PM »
  Still congested, I hope that swig of cough syrup doesn't make me oversleep!  :beer:

Lemons contain Synephrine , (OTC is Neo-Synepherine) which acts as a decongestant.  Hot lemonade works very well.  If you think you won't like the taste of hot lemonade, hot water will do fine.  Either way you won't get any sleepy after-effects.

Oh, and PA swears that dairy causes him to have increased mucus, so maybe lay off that too?

PA is most likely right. One of the things they tell you to avoid if you have asthma sometimes, for that very reason.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10773 on: February 20, 2016, 04:17:52 AM »
Really tired today. Tired and worn out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10774 on: February 20, 2016, 06:42:40 AM »
  Still congested, I hope that swig of cough syrup doesn't make me oversleep!  :beer:

Lemons contain Synephrine , (OTC is Neo-Synepherine) which acts as a decongestant.  Hot lemonade works very well.  If you think you won't like the taste of hot lemonade, hot water will do fine.  Either way you won't get any sleepy after-effects.

Oh, and PA swears that dairy causes him to have increased mucus, so maybe lay off that too?

PA is most likely right. One of the things they tell you to avoid if you have asthma sometimes, for that very reason.

  Y'all are probably right.  I'm going to ask my doc if she thinks I might be asthmatic.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10775 on: February 20, 2016, 09:24:41 AM »
  Still congested, I hope that swig of cough syrup doesn't make me oversleep!  :beer:

Lemons contain Synephrine , (OTC is Neo-Synepherine) which acts as a decongestant.  Hot lemonade works very well.  If you think you won't like the taste of hot lemonade, hot water will do fine.  Either way you won't get any sleepy after-effects.

Oh, and PA swears that dairy causes him to have increased mucus, so maybe lay off that too?

PA is most likely right. One of the things they tell you to avoid if you have asthma sometimes, for that very reason.

  Y'all are probably right.  I'm going to ask my doc if she thinks I might be asthmatic.  :orly:

Even for the common cold it is said you should stay away from dairy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10776 on: February 20, 2016, 09:25:22 AM »
We'll just stay away from the milk end of Hyke.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10777 on: February 20, 2016, 09:29:36 AM »
We'll just stay away from the milk end of Hyke.

  That's also the kicking end, so it's probably a good strategy all around.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10778 on: February 20, 2016, 09:30:44 AM »
For cow health reasons all sniffing people have to keep a fair distance from me. Otherwise I will get cranky and really pissed off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10779 on: February 20, 2016, 09:31:47 AM »
For cow health reasons all sniffing people have to keep a fair distance from me. Otherwise I will get cranky and really pissed off.

Is cow piss as forceful as horse piss when it hits the ground?  I was almost showered when a Clydesdale pissed at a parade.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10780 on: February 20, 2016, 09:32:15 AM »
  I have to go eat, just when the posting is picking up.  (emo)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10781 on: February 20, 2016, 10:50:41 AM »
For cow health reasons all sniffing people have to keep a fair distance from me. Otherwise I will get cranky and really pissed off.

Is cow piss as forceful as horse piss when it hits the ground?  I was almost showered when a Clydesdale pissed at a parade.

Never.
Ever.
Stand behind a cow.

Trust me on this one.
My uncle had dairy cows when I was a kid. :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10782 on: February 20, 2016, 10:55:13 AM »
For cow health reasons all sniffing people have to keep a fair distance from me. Otherwise I will get cranky and really pissed off.

Is cow piss as forceful as horse piss when it hits the ground?  I was almost showered when a Clydesdale pissed at a parade.

Never.
Ever.
Stand behind a cow.

Trust me on this one.
My uncle had dairy cows when I was a kid. :zombiefuck:

  And don't ever slap a horse on the ass!  :rofl:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10783 on: February 20, 2016, 02:31:23 PM »
  I still have such a dry throat, even though I'm not taking cough syrup anymore.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10784 on: February 20, 2016, 04:39:35 PM »
  The postnasal drip continues.  How fabulous to have such big sinuses.  ::)
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