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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10755 on: February 16, 2016, 02:15:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:14:03 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. :M

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10756 on: February 16, 2016, 02:16:29 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:15:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:14:03 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. :M

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague.  :autism:

You'd be gone all right. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10757 on: February 16, 2016, 02:28:28 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:16:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:15:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:14:03 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. :M

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague.  :autism:

You'd be gone all right. :zoinks:

  Gone on my own terms.  Fuck off, inquisitors!   :witch1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10758 on: February 16, 2016, 02:49:05 PM »
  My scalp is tender in spots from the twisting and tangling of my hair. :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10759 on: February 16, 2016, 03:06:41 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 11:10:05 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 16, 2016, 10:09:40 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 10:05:12 AM
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Getting a late start on the clothes and now the washer won't spin.

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Need to get off my ass and get my pliers.

Some days I don't mind fixing things, but some days I just wish they would work right and leave me alone. Everything in this house is getting old and cranky...including me today.

  Reading "ass" and "pliers" in the same sentence made me a tad nervous.  :probe:

That's because you were pondering about getting your head from your ass the other day. You are not looking forward to a forceps delivery.

  Sadly, the only pliers that can get my head out of my ass are unpleasant reality checks.
  As the interventionist Jeff VanVonderen said, there's always an intervention coming, i.e., consequences.  :hide:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10760 on: February 17, 2016, 05:49:00 AM »
There's a phantom hair strand on my face and it's making me pull.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10761 on: February 17, 2016, 07:09:39 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on February 17, 2016, 05:49:00 AM
There's a phantom hair strand on my face and it's making me pull.

  I hate the wispy bits.  I spray my whole hairline every day at work!  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10762 on: February 17, 2016, 07:20:30 AM »
  I'm still congested, and being in the dry heat at work will make it worse.  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10763 on: February 17, 2016, 02:12:28 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:28:28 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:16:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:15:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:14:03 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. :M

  I'd be gone before that happened.  I want to be there for the first plague.  :autism:

You'd be gone all right. :zoinks:

  Gone on my own terms.  Fuck off, inquisitors!   :witch1:

You'll burn! :christ:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10764 on: February 17, 2016, 06:52:49 PM »
  My mother got pissed off once when my sister was questioning our religion, and she
  snapped out, "The only true church is the Catholic Church!"    :christ: :pope: :harp:


    I wonder if she sees me now, being all agnostic and skipping Mass.  :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10765 on: February 18, 2016, 07:27:59 AM »
  Not a fan of the sneezing and postnasal drip that have recently developed.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10766 on: February 18, 2016, 07:44:56 AM »
  The coffee is having a hard time competing with the cold syrup.  Still dazed and tired.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10767 on: February 18, 2016, 07:46:40 AM »
  My sinuses are filling up like little bathtubs.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10768 on: February 18, 2016, 07:49:35 AM »
  It's already 8:45, what the hell?!  I gotta move my ass!   :runaway:  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10769 on: February 18, 2016, 08:27:20 AM »
When I move my head (like looking over the shoulder) my neck makes a sort of cracking sound today.

I should look for some neck/shoulder relaxation techniques on the webz soon cos.. think what I'm doing now (well, at times) isn't a particular good exercise.
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