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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10740 on: February 16, 2016, 01:44:13 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 01:42:07 PM
Would you like it to move backwards?

  I would like it to bend to my every whim. :queenie:


   I want to travel back to visit medieval England and meet my ancestors who survived the Black Death!  :death:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10741 on: February 16, 2016, 01:48:03 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 01:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 01:42:07 PM
Would you like it to move backwards?

  I would like it to bend to my every whim. :queenie:


   I want to travel back to visit medieval England and meet my ancestors who survived the Black Death!  :death:

And catch it yourself? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10742 on: February 16, 2016, 01:51:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 01:48:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 01:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 01:42:07 PM
Would you like it to move backwards?

  I would like it to bend to my every whim. :queenie:


   I want to travel back to visit medieval England and meet my ancestors who survived the Black Death!  :death:

And catch it yourself? :P

  I'd carry modern antibiotics with me, just in case.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10743 on: February 16, 2016, 01:54:19 PM »
  Besides, I might carry CCR5-Delta 32, possibly protecting me against Yersenia pestis.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10744 on: February 16, 2016, 02:01:33 PM »
I don't think I'd risk it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10745 on: February 16, 2016, 02:02:35 PM »
  I just want to go back there.  I've felt that way for decades.  :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10746 on: February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM »
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10747 on: February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10748 on: February 16, 2016, 02:06:01 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:

You'd be unborn long before you reached the dark ages. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10749 on: February 16, 2016, 02:07:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:

You'd be unborn long before you reached the dark ages. :P

  I'd be quite safe.  My mother was always outspoken about the rights of the unborn.  :M :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10750 on: February 16, 2016, 02:08:39 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:07:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:

You'd be unborn long before you reached the dark ages. :P

  I'd be quite safe.  My mother was always outspoken about the rights of the unborn.  :M :P

Your mother would be unborn as well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10751 on: February 16, 2016, 02:10:08 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:08:39 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:07:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:

You'd be unborn long before you reached the dark ages. :P

  I'd be quite safe.  My mother was always outspoken about the rights of the unborn.  :M :P

Your mother would be unborn as well.

  Our devoutly Catholic ancestors would protect us!  :M :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10752 on: February 16, 2016, 02:11:26 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:10:08 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:08:39 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:07:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
What if you got younger if time moved backwards?

  Maybe then my teeth would re-mineralize and I wouldn't have to have dental work.  :tard:

You'd be unborn long before you reached the dark ages. :P

  I'd be quite safe.  My mother was always outspoken about the rights of the unborn.  :M :P

Your mother would be unborn as well.

  Our devoutly Catholic ancestors would protect us!  :M :angel:

You'd burn as a witch if you explained where you came from. :witch:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10753 on: February 16, 2016, 02:13:02 PM »
  I'd put the fear of God in them with my prophecies!  :soapbox:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10754 on: February 16, 2016, 02:14:03 PM »
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. :M
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