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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10410 on: December 21, 2015, 07:51:21 AM »
Kitty katz went to the vet today. Her butt was very inflamed (no abcess there though) and they squeezed her anal glands. God I can't get over this lol, it's like the embarrassing cat version of hemorrhoids :laugh:

She also peed in her carrier on the way to the vet and then it spilt out over me and the exam table :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10411 on: December 21, 2015, 09:44:34 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on December 21, 2015, 07:51:21 AM
Kitty katz went to the vet today. Her butt was very inflamed (no abcess there though) and they squeezed her anal glands. God I can't get over this lol, it's like the embarrassing cat version of hemorrhoids :laugh:

She also peed in her carrier on the way to the vet and then it spilt out over me and the exam table :zombiefuck:

On the bright side, the content of her anal glands is at the vet's place, and not at your house. The odour of cat pea is delightful compared to the scent of stuff coming from anal glands.
 :GA:

Kitty katz more happy now?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10412 on: December 21, 2015, 05:04:06 PM »
My right knee made some awful popping noises then felt all weird at work today and it's still a bit tender now
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10413 on: December 21, 2015, 06:00:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 21, 2015, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on December 21, 2015, 07:51:21 AM
Kitty katz went to the vet today. Her butt was very inflamed (no abcess there though) and they squeezed her anal glands. God I can't get over this lol, it's like the embarrassing cat version of hemorrhoids :laugh:

She also peed in her carrier on the way to the vet and then it spilt out over me and the exam table :zombiefuck:

On the bright side, the content of her anal glands is at the vet's place, and not at your house. The odour of cat pea is delightful compared to the scent of stuff coming from anal glands.
 :GA:

Kitty katz more happy now?

She appears to be, though I haven't seen/heard her go to the toilet yet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10414 on: December 22, 2015, 01:18:29 AM »
^Hope she is ok. Both you and her went through a lot at the vets!

My quick bitch is that I want Kayleigh to come with me to Bunnings to pick out some plants. I don't trust myself to get the right thing. But she whines that it is too hot.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10415 on: December 22, 2015, 01:23:20 AM »
My quick bitch for today is this thread. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10416 on: December 22, 2015, 01:34:46 AM »
My can't can't help having gross problems lol. There shouldn't be a stigma surrounding these things :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10417 on: December 22, 2015, 01:35:33 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10418 on: December 22, 2015, 01:55:02 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on December 22, 2015, 01:34:46 AM
My can't can't help having gross problems lol. There shouldn't be a stigma surrounding these things :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10419 on: December 22, 2015, 03:14:50 PM »
The work on the house I was going to do today has been postponed till Monday due to the weather and I am stuck with a fully loaded van till then
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10420 on: December 22, 2015, 04:16:14 PM »
Went out to get the Christmas ham and do some shopping with the SO.

Not going out again until after New Year's...it's scary out there. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10421 on: December 22, 2015, 04:35:54 PM »
Blepharitis on the right, both eyelids. Eye itself is reddening too. And left eye apparently is inspired to do some additional itching.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10422 on: December 22, 2015, 04:37:53 PM »
Oh, hands have been aching for days now. And they are getting worse. Thumbs are the worst digits.

On top of that, hip and back are not cooperative.


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10423 on: December 22, 2015, 05:10:57 PM »
  My fractured rib has probably healed by now, but it still aches from time to time.  (emo)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10424 on: December 22, 2015, 06:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 22, 2015, 04:16:14 PM
Went out to get the Christmas ham and do some shopping with the SO.

Not going out again until after New Year's...it's scary out there. :zombiefuck:

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