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Offline odeon

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5130 on: April 23, 2013, 02:17:46 AM »
Wait for it...
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5131 on: April 23, 2013, 10:30:55 AM »
Keep Calm and Don't Think
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5132 on: April 23, 2013, 12:21:12 PM »
Thinking it feels a bit empty now.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5133 on: April 24, 2013, 05:07:18 AM »
Wondering why so many people's heads explode when introduced to the concept of using urine as fertiliser.  The Romans brushed their teeth with the stuff and it's been used as a battlefield antiseptic, but people react as if you've just suggested shitting on the living room carpet.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5134 on: April 30, 2013, 01:44:51 AM »
Thinking that Waggy would be thrilled if I sprayed fox musk around the garden for her to find.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5135 on: May 01, 2013, 03:15:51 AM »
Is today the day I should pick up a brush and finally paint the door post? Suppose it is, yes.

*claps hands.. say, motivationally*

(løl..   an autie friend used to do that.. quite often)
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5136 on: May 01, 2013, 03:37:48 AM »
Meh.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5137 on: May 01, 2013, 03:50:50 AM »
This was harder than I thought.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5138 on: May 01, 2013, 10:08:24 AM »
Since StoneCold locked his thread, I'm bringing this post here because it is what I was thinking when I read it there.  Sg1008 posted

The bears who do attack people are usually those who have their territories infringed upon by human activity, and who (through experience with people) learn not to be afraid of people; so when they see people (at a camp site, or somewhere where garbage and food are left around) they may become territorial.

Do you have any tips on how to tell the difference besides you're bleeding to death from the attacking bear?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5139 on: May 01, 2013, 07:02:01 PM »
  There are no Val Kilmer movies on TV tonight.  I think that's wrong.  :emosad:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5140 on: May 02, 2013, 06:15:08 AM »
...dafuq did I start paying more attention to the politics forum than any other forum?  Am I turning into a grown-up or something????   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5141 on: May 02, 2013, 11:19:28 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2013, 06:15:08 AM
...dafuq did I start paying more attention to the politics forum than any other forum?  Am I turning into a grown-up or something????   :zombiefuck:

no cuz ur a pp pants hehehe
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5142 on: May 02, 2013, 11:33:27 AM »
Damnyou microsoft!!!!!!!

Merging messenger with skype... how can i add hotmail contacts now you spazmological software douches!!!???
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5143 on: May 02, 2013, 01:46:37 PM »
Need to kick the 13 year old out. This girl wants an early night. Work tomorrow, and the past week was tiring enough. :P

No holidays for mum.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #5144 on: May 02, 2013, 05:39:56 PM »
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