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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4755 on: January 18, 2013, 12:59:33 PM »
I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha  :mischief:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4756 on: January 18, 2013, 01:32:49 PM »


Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave. Reminded me of this:



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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4757 on: January 19, 2013, 01:23:16 AM »


Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc.  :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4758 on: January 19, 2013, 01:24:54 AM »
The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4759 on: January 19, 2013, 01:27:04 AM »
The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.

  Wait till the neighbor is out, then go over there and ... obtain ... the wi-fi for yourself.   :ninja:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4760 on: January 19, 2013, 01:38:28 AM »
Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4761 on: January 19, 2013, 01:44:30 AM »
The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.

Wait till the neighbor is out, then go over there and ... obtain ... the wi-fi for yourself.   :ninja:

I am already using it.  :angel:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4762 on: January 19, 2013, 01:45:02 AM »
Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours.  :tard:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4763 on: January 19, 2013, 01:46:00 AM »
Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours.  :tard:

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4764 on: January 19, 2013, 01:48:05 AM »
Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours.  :tard:

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.

  Is it another film festival, populated by obnoxious directors?  :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4765 on: January 19, 2013, 05:56:46 AM »
Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours.  :tard:

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.

  Is it another film festival, populated by obnoxious directors?  :orly:

The real film festival is less than a week away. Now I'm working one ofr kids.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4766 on: January 19, 2013, 02:33:50 PM »


Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc.  :P
I often try to guess what a client's age will be based on first name when I get a new person.  I can get it within a decade pretty often.

Then, based on age and/or insurance, what their problem will really be.  Or to guess partway through the first interview.  I have never intaken a grateful dead fan who didn't have a HELL of a drug history.  I also sometimes wonder if anyone in the area I work in in their 20s isn't addicted to opiate pills.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4767 on: January 19, 2013, 02:37:16 PM »
I wouldn't mind an opiate right now.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4768 on: January 19, 2013, 05:55:57 PM »


Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc.  :P
I often try to guess what a client's age will be based on first name when I get a new person.  I can get it within a decade pretty often.

Then, based on age and/or insurance, what their problem will really be.  Or to guess partway through the first interview.  I have never intaken a grateful dead fan who didn't have a HELL of a drug history.  I also sometimes wonder if anyone in the area I work in in their 20s isn't addicted to opiate pills.

Names come in cycles too. There are batches of Yvonnes and Yolandas here, either just over 50, or around 30. The latter often spelled just a little bit different.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4769 on: January 19, 2013, 08:07:28 PM »
I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha  :mischief:
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