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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4740 on: January 11, 2013, 06:10:16 PM »
I think it needs more soy sauce.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4741 on: January 12, 2013, 03:35:47 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2013, 04:18:41 PM
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile.  :grrr:

When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
 :orly:

Sorry, it's probably too British.  It refers to a popular TV show that Sir Jimmy Savile used to host called 'Jim'l fix it'  whereby he would make kids dreams come true by arranging for them to meet their favourite band, or go in a hot air balloon or whatever they wrote to him about.

It wasn't the cow that was blindfolded

think about being blindfolded and milking a cow?
bearing in mind 300 women have come forward to say he got them, as kids to play with him.

I know about Jimmy's TV show, in spite of not being British. The fact that I know about it is bothering me, though.

And now, with Jimmy's little adventures on the side being exposed everywhere, I wish I didn't.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4742 on: January 12, 2013, 03:36:53 AM »
Someone should piss on his grave.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4743 on: January 12, 2013, 05:46:36 PM »
Piss is too good for him, he shouldn't have a grave.  :grrr:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4744 on: January 12, 2013, 05:55:35 PM »
I was reading about him earlier and he even molested an eleven year old girl in hospital - whilst she was dying!  The family reported it but they were not taken seriously.  He was well respected back then.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4745 on: January 12, 2013, 07:33:32 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 12, 2013, 05:55:35 PM
I was reading about him earlier and he even molested an eleven year old girl in hospital - whilst she was dying!  The family reported it but they were not taken seriously.  He was well respected back then.
What a fuck wad.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4746 on: January 13, 2013, 02:25:16 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 12, 2013, 05:46:36 PM
Piss is too good for him, he shouldn't have a grave.  :grrr:

Dig up whatever is left of him and put it somewhere public, together with a note explaining what it is.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4747 on: January 13, 2013, 03:40:25 AM »
His own family got rid of his elaborate headstone, out of respect for others in the cemetery.

He is in an unmarked grave now.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4748 on: January 13, 2013, 09:13:02 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 13, 2013, 03:40:25 AM
His own family got rid of his elaborate headstone, out of respect for others in the cemetery.

He is in an unmarked grave now.

  They did the right thing.  Impossible to calculate the amount of damage this one bastard did.  :(
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4749 on: January 14, 2013, 12:03:10 AM »
I wonder how they feel about the whole thing.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4750 on: January 17, 2013, 08:12:49 PM »
I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha  :mischief:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4751 on: January 17, 2013, 08:45:32 PM »
That was quite boner-inducing.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4752 on: January 17, 2013, 11:57:13 PM »
And pretty funny. :laugh:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4753 on: January 18, 2013, 06:49:03 AM »
Quote from: RagingBoner on January 17, 2013, 08:12:49 PM
I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha  :mischief:
What would you have done if she'd been into it?   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4754 on: January 18, 2013, 11:02:13 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 18, 2013, 06:49:03 AM
Quote from: RagingBoner on January 17, 2013, 08:12:49 PM
I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha  :mischief:
What would you have done if she'd been into it?   :zombiefuck:

She would have been the one scared out, I guess.
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