A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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What I should wear to the apocalypse/work xmas party tomorrow.I have three equally nice outfits to wear. The snug red dress is kinda smokin' but my bra cups are a tad higher than the neckline. The other is the same white maxi-dress I wore last year but with a floral corset style peasant top over it. The third is a black strapless dress with a cream peticoat.And I now just remembered that I have a forth dress
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
I see we have avoided the fiscal cliff. By kicking the can down the road again.FUCK POLITICIANS
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: skyblue1 on January 01, 2013, 09:03:17 AMI see we have avoided the fiscal cliff. By kicking the can down the road again.FUCK POLITICIANSStill needs to pass the house.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 01, 2013, 02:42:46 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on January 01, 2013, 09:03:17 AMI see we have avoided the fiscal cliff. By kicking the can down the road again.FUCK POLITICIANSStill needs to pass the house.yep, Cantor is being an ass