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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3675 on: July 20, 2012, 03:38:19 AM »
but my inventory lacks some of the various components :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3676 on: July 20, 2012, 03:46:54 AM »
Be :viking: and acquire the missing components. :arrr:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3677 on: July 20, 2012, 03:58:30 AM »
Impossible!  I have only me, myself and I.

I do try and make as good a job as possible
-  but the thoughts return again very quickly.

Guess i shall have to take the mini to the car wash :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3678 on: July 20, 2012, 04:16:27 AM »
I should have more credit for my Latin. I think some 90% of what I post is perfectly correct, and Latin is like 10 times more difficult than German  :'(
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3679 on: July 20, 2012, 05:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Lit on July 20, 2012, 04:16:27 AM
I should have more credit for my Latin. I think some 90% of what I post is perfectly correct, and Latin is like 10 times more difficult than German  :'(
Do you want gold star stickers or scratch-n-sniff happy face stickers?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3680 on: July 20, 2012, 05:59:29 AM »
Quote from: bodie on July 20, 2012, 03:23:48 AM
Is there a cure?.....to make the thoughts go away :P

  You must pray, pray without ceasing, to avoid temptation!   :christ:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3681 on: July 20, 2012, 06:58:59 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 20, 2012, 05:59:29 AM
Quote from: bodie on July 20, 2012, 03:23:48 AM
Is there a cure?.....to make the thoughts go away :P

  You must pray, pray without ceasing, to avoid temptation!   :christ:

Do you really think i should turn to the Lord over such matters?
Oh well, here goes

Bodie's Prayer   :angel:
"Our Father who art in heaven,  please can you make it so that a dominant, imposing man, who is demanding and strict taketh charge of
Bodie!  After many hours of instructing the said Bodie into sordid acts of submission could you please get him to bend her over and bang her senseless, possibly issuing a well deserved slap on the bottom at the crucial moment!  Yes M'Laud she needs banging... banging like a shithouse door in the wind :zoinks:

Oh please answer this prayer,  cbc said you might be able to provide this well needed and long overdue 'relief'
Amen''

I hope it works  :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3682 on: July 20, 2012, 08:14:19 AM »
I'm thinking that Bodie needs to get laid :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3683 on: July 20, 2012, 09:35:45 AM »
Yes!  please pray for me to get laid :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3684 on: July 20, 2012, 09:46:32 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 18, 2012, 02:24:04 PM
Down to less than an hour now before I head off to the hospital, I hate this waiting. Might as well go off-line now and get ready for it.

I hope you are feeling better now, Professor.  How did it go?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3685 on: July 20, 2012, 02:46:21 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 20, 2012, 05:50:11 AM
Quote from: Lit on July 20, 2012, 04:16:27 AM
I should have more credit for my Latin. I think some 90% of what I post is perfectly correct, and Latin is like 10 times more difficult than German  :'(
Do you want gold star stickers or scratch-n-sniff happy face stickers?

Ye know what reward I want, wenchy! :arrr:  :nomakened:  :P

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3686 on: July 20, 2012, 04:22:18 PM »
My cousin stole my lmited edition liilac psp and my limited edition gold ds lite. His eneabler mother will replace them when she gets the money. He's  going to destroy her marriage.  Her husband is fed up with his bullshit. He gets high on synthetic weed his mother buys and makes irritating fart noises all day long and says "driver" and random shit. She refuses to let him live at the homeless shelter. He doesn't care. He just wants someone to hand him money and pay for him to sit on his ass.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3687 on: July 20, 2012, 04:47:19 PM »
I have to put my friend's cat down on Monday for him. Ugh. This is going to suck.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3688 on: July 20, 2012, 04:49:04 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on July 20, 2012, 08:14:19 AM
I'm thinking that Bodie needs to get laid :P

I sort of suspected that but I wasn't sure. :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3689 on: July 20, 2012, 06:23:04 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on July 20, 2012, 08:14:19 AM
I'm thinking that Bodie needs to get laid :P

  I'm thinking Bodie needs to get to Mass at once!   :pope:
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