Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. -- Camille Paglia.
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Quote from: PMS Elle on June 08, 2012, 06:00:02 AM...I really should go to a play party at some point, just to experience one.Also, I really ought to look up that thing for that friend. Just for a friend, right?
...I really should go to a play party at some point, just to experience one.Also, I really ought to look up that thing for that friend.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
^Sign of a true friend.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
The knob on the oven somehow ended up in the off position and now I have a half cooked lasagne. Creepy
Quote from: Christiane Génessier on June 12, 2012, 03:51:01 AMThe knob on the oven somehow ended up in the off position and now I have a half cooked lasagne. Creepy Have you ever sensed another ... presence in the house with you?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 12, 2012, 06:08:02 AMQuote from: Christiane Génessier on June 12, 2012, 03:51:01 AMThe knob on the oven somehow ended up in the off position and now I have a half cooked lasagne. Creepy Have you ever sensed another ... presence in the house with you? I dunno. I also heard a few crashes and bangs earlier though. I shouted at the cat thinking it made something upstairs fall over and when I went upstairs to rouse on it nothing was in dis-array