How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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It's my little urchin's birthday tomorrow, he is five. I am waiting to see if his Daddy shows up. He promised. I need him to show up so i can sneak out and get him some surprises!I ask him what he wants and he says a white chocolate cake with candles....oh and a volvo and a DB9
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:28:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:27:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:26:11 PMOkay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?Would Hemione or Ginny wear them?Ooops, suddenly it is dawning on me what you may have bought. Well, your dawn is almost right. She insists on wearing Daisy Dukes. Well, she had on a fuschia pair of Daisy Dukes and a pair of my lime green underpanties. Which showed. In fact you could see quite a lot of her biscuits. There were 2 old men at the diner who were almost having conniptions trying not to stare at her since she walks around the place, stands close to the TV on the wall, etc. I bought 3 pair of mid-thigh shorts and 1 pair of capris for her. Now to get them on her and not have them disappear into the black hole called her room, never to be seen again.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:27:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:26:11 PMOkay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?Would Hemione or Ginny wear them?Ooops, suddenly it is dawning on me what you may have bought.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:26:11 PMOkay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?Would Hemione or Ginny wear them?
Okay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:34:41 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:28:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:27:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:26:11 PMOkay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?Would Hemione or Ginny wear them?Ooops, suddenly it is dawning on me what you may have bought. Well, your dawn is almost right. She insists on wearing Daisy Dukes. Well, she had on a fuschia pair of Daisy Dukes and a pair of my lime green underpanties. Which showed. In fact you could see quite a lot of her biscuits. There were 2 old men at the diner who were almost having conniptions trying not to stare at her since she walks around the place, stands close to the TV on the wall, etc. I bought 3 pair of mid-thigh shorts and 1 pair of capris for her. Now to get them on her and not have them disappear into the black hole called her room, never to be seen again. Maybe you could get her to wear the Daisy Dukes over some bike shorts or capri leggings, at least.Maybe you could tell her that a lady doesn't let her panties show under her clothes.
Quote from: Callaway on April 14, 2012, 04:07:44 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:34:41 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:28:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 13, 2012, 06:27:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 13, 2012, 06:26:11 PMOkay, I bought them. Now, how do I make her wear them?Would Hemione or Ginny wear them?Ooops, suddenly it is dawning on me what you may have bought. Well, your dawn is almost right. She insists on wearing Daisy Dukes. Well, she had on a fuschia pair of Daisy Dukes and a pair of my lime green underpanties. Which showed. In fact you could see quite a lot of her biscuits. There were 2 old men at the diner who were almost having conniptions trying not to stare at her since she walks around the place, stands close to the TV on the wall, etc. I bought 3 pair of mid-thigh shorts and 1 pair of capris for her. Now to get them on her and not have them disappear into the black hole called her room, never to be seen again. Maybe you could get her to wear the Daisy Dukes over some bike shorts or capri leggings, at least.Maybe you could tell her that a lady doesn't let her panties show under her clothes.It's not the underwear as much as it's the buttocks (biscuits) showing.
Wow. Wonder how he eats with all that hardware in his mouth and what happens when he gets a cold with those big black things in his nose.
Quote from: Callaway on April 14, 2012, 05:18:11 PMWow. Wonder how he eats with all that hardware in his mouth and what happens when he gets a cold with those big black things in his nose.How does he kiss?
I'm thinking about Pepsi Crystal. I thought it tasted gross. It wasn't very popular and was discontinued. There are people who are big fans of it and wish Pepsi would redistribute them.
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on April 14, 2012, 06:06:22 PMI'm thinking about Pepsi Crystal. I thought it tasted gross. It wasn't very popular and was discontinued. There are people who are big fans of it and wish Pepsi would redistribute them.I remember pepsi crystal. it was popular in the 1990s, I think it was discontinued because everyone assoiciated soda with a brown fizzy drink instead of a clear fizzy drink