I understand every word of what they're saying.
What are they saying? I understood only a few phrases, like "Honestly, and you know what; what's the point?" and "Scumbag, scumbag."
Guy - When I slept, when I slept with someone else, I tell her that, right...
Girl - Aye, but it's there, it is there...
Guy - But when she done it she lied. Are you in love?
Girl - But did I do it there apart from that did I?
Guy - Well...
Girl - You did. Well, but, now you're to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one or two lassies. It is clear, it is clear... No I'll fu<bleep> keep it and guess what your daughter will see when she's fu<bleep>. I dare, honestly, and do you know what? What's the point, and you're going to, you're going to hit me up over the next couple of days...
Guy - No, I'm not even going to talk to you.
Girl - ...when you're not on the telly, bubbling and greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees...
Guy - How? It's me who's always finished it.
Girl - ...and going about "it was only one, it was only one". What did I (censored), what did I say?
Guy - I don't even want to talk to you.
Girl - Scumbag. Scumbag. (censored)
Guy - I don't even want to talk to you.