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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1650 on: December 22, 2011, 07:28:11 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 22, 2011, 05:53:07 AM
I need to replace my mattress ASAP.  It's at a point where I dread going to bed because of how uncomfortable it is.

Consider investing in a latex mattress; they cost more than sprung mattresses, but they last longer and they're more comfortable, and they don't smell and off-gas VOC's like memory foam mattresses can do.  I got one a couple of years ago, and I love it; there are no more springs and wires digging into my back, and it's firm, so I don't roll down into a depression in the centre of it. 

They don't squeak or creak, so you could cut down on bed-related sex noises if you combined one with the right bed frame.  Mine has a fabric case with some wool padding surrounding the latex core, which can be removed and dry cleaned.

They're really heavy, so getting them into position can take a bit of effort.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1651 on: December 22, 2011, 07:33:16 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 22, 2011, 07:17:00 AM
Do you mean they have paid you even though you are not working for them now?

YEs, and I was right, just got my payslip with the mail.

Will make things complicated. I will have to pay back, in two months, and my well-fare income is depending on how much I earn, so, they pay enough to get me on minimal living standards income.

I wonder if they will pay me in two months extra, for what I have to pay back to the company on what I got too much in December.

I hate messy things like that.

Aaaarrrchhhhhhhh!!!!
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1652 on: December 22, 2011, 07:48:49 AM »
There's a reasonable solution now.

Time to calm down again.


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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1653 on: December 22, 2011, 08:01:02 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2011, 07:33:16 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 22, 2011, 07:17:00 AM
Do you mean they have paid you even though you are not working for them now?
YEs, and I was right, just got my payslip with the mail.

Will make things complicated. I will have to pay back, in two months, and my well-fare income is depending on how much I earn, so, they pay enough to get me on minimal living standards income.

I wonder if they will pay me in two months extra, for what I have to pay back to the company on what I got too much in December.

I hate messy things like that.

Aaaarrrchhhhhhhh!!!!
I remember something similar happened to GA when she had an IT job. We didn't realise at first and so we spent the money on a few luxuries. Then realised the money would have to be paid back and had a very poor fortnight. :D

I hope your solution is an easy one.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1654 on: December 22, 2011, 10:11:28 AM »
Am I really having romantic feelings with someone I just met and talked with for a few hours?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1655 on: December 22, 2011, 02:11:53 PM »
Should get a new battery.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1656 on: December 22, 2011, 03:45:06 PM »
stupid law.  can't get a brake tag when the streets are wet.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1657 on: December 23, 2011, 01:06:24 AM »
There was a huge fistfight next door earlier between two of the guys there and one of them walked out shouting. I'm waiting to see if he comes back with a car full of mates :viking:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1658 on: December 23, 2011, 04:09:27 AM »
^Stay in and lock your doors. I once had to call the police on some people doing that in the unit next-door to me.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1659 on: December 23, 2011, 06:40:07 AM »
Ummm.....A Fillipino workmate went "home" for Christmas and I've just learned of the floods and stuff over there!! :GA: :GA:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1660 on: December 23, 2011, 06:47:28 AM »
Quote from: Sister O'Madness on December 23, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Ummm.....A Fillipino workmate went "home" for Christmas and I've just learned of the floods and stuff over there!! :GA: :GA:

 Has anyone been able to contact him/her to see if s/he is safe?  ???
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1661 on: December 23, 2011, 06:55:30 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2011, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Sister O'Madness on December 23, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Ummm.....A Fillipino workmate went "home" for Christmas and I've just learned of the floods and stuff over there!! :GA: :GA:

 Has anyone been able to contact him/her to see if s/he is safe?  ???

No, I can't find her on Facebook either. Such is life when you have an asian person with too many english versions of their name :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1662 on: December 23, 2011, 07:21:09 AM »
I always get this urge to give horrendously insane advice to people on WP just to freak them out.

Like, "How do I get a girlfriend?"
"Stalk her and then kidnap her and keep her captive until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in, then you're all right. :thumbup:"

"How should I approach a person I'm interested in?"
"NAKED, and yelling out your expressed feelings of love while masturbating furiously."

"Some gave me a strange look and muttered something, what do I do?"
"IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED! Finish them!"

Problem is I wouldn't last long if I did that and probably get in serious shit if some idiot actually takes my "advice" seriously. :(
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1663 on: December 23, 2011, 07:38:00 AM »
I love those answers. :D

Seriously, there is not just one complete answer for any of those questions.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1664 on: December 23, 2011, 08:18:03 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 23, 2011, 07:38:00 AM
I love those answers. :D

Seriously, there is not just one complete answer for any of those questions.

True, but some of them sound so whiny and obnoxious and when you take hear the cliche responses, the temptation to 'pet it up a bit' with insanity gets rather strong.

"People call me weird"
"Blind them with pepper spray so they can't tell next time!"

"Why do people hate me?"
"WHY DON'T YOU HATE THEM BACK WITH A CHAINSAW?"

"How do I fit in at a party?"
"Push everyone out of the room and guard it with your life, kill anyone who tries to re-enter, it's all yours now."

"I'm caught in a love triangle, what do I do?"
"Divide the body with a hacksaw, slowly, and then fuck the half that belongs to you."

"My sibling is teasing me about a show I like"
"CUFF them to a chair and cut out their eye lids and put headphones on them. Force them to watch and hear your favourite show for days on loop without food, they'll submit or die... eventually."


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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.
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