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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1545 on: December 15, 2011, 06:00:10 AM »
Is it tme to leave yet, I wonder?
Leave what?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1546 on: December 15, 2011, 06:40:25 AM »
But it is hard enough to get one person inside an MRI machine, let alone two. How would that work? In my experience, an MRI machine was like a really small tunnel.

Maybe MRI machines come in different sizes, and they used a jumbo version.  I'm sure that two people could have fit into the machine that I was scanned with, with enough room to spare to allow for thrusting.

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That second link - would have been fun to be a participant in that experiment.

Would you enjoy the exhibitionist aspect of it?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1547 on: December 15, 2011, 06:43:01 AM »
Trust me, I know you're not joking.
Oh, do you, now?


Maybe you could get yourself into a study where people fuck/masturbate inside an MRI machine.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2011/nov/16/orgasm-mri-scanner

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16913288

Someone would have to figure out a way to keep the participant's heads stable for an fMRI of brain activity during sex, but it's currently possible to do fMRI for masturbation.
It's not as fun if it's just masturbation.

You could start wearing a bell on your forehead and practising how to keep your head still while being fucked to demonstrate the feasibility of it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1548 on: December 15, 2011, 07:14:45 AM »
Is it time to leave yet, I wonder?

 No, how can you leave when there is so much postwhoring to be done?  :GA:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1549 on: December 15, 2011, 07:20:44 AM »
Is it tme to leave yet, I wonder?
Leave what?

Home. It was so I left.

Exciting, I know.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1550 on: December 15, 2011, 07:28:21 AM »
Maybe MRI machines come in different sizes, and they used a jumbo version. 

They  must, or else how would overweight people get an MRI?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1551 on: December 15, 2011, 07:42:55 AM »
But it is hard enough to get one person inside an MRI machine, let alone two. How would that work? In my experience, an MRI machine was like a really small tunnel.

Maybe MRI machines come in different sizes, and they used a jumbo version.  I'm sure that two people could have fit into the machine that I was scanned with, with enough room to spare to allow for thrusting.
  :green:
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That second link - would have been fun to be a participant in that experiment.
Would you enjoy the exhibitionist aspect of it?
No I don't think so, heh. Although it would help that the people operating the machine would be out of the room while the experiment was running.

pyraxis - we have the small version here I think, as my friend who is very overweight had an MRI and had to stretch her arm over her head otherwise she wouldn't have fit into the scanner. I did wonder how they would fit her in as I remember how small the scanner was from when I had an MRI years ago.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1552 on: December 15, 2011, 07:46:35 AM »
Maybe MRI machines come in different sizes, and they used a jumbo version. 

They  must, or else how would overweight people get an MRI?

 Yeah, how would I get an MRI?!  :cbc:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1553 on: December 15, 2011, 07:54:05 AM »
Maybe they make egg-shaped ones just for you.  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1554 on: December 15, 2011, 07:59:20 AM »
Maybe they make egg-shaped ones just for you.  :zoinks:

 Well, there ARE open MRIs, for claustrophobics and patients of size ... 8)

 http://www.insighthealth.com/en/Center-Locations/Massachusetts/Insight-Imaging-MRI-of-Chelmsford.aspx
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1555 on: December 15, 2011, 09:18:01 AM »
But it is hard enough to get one person inside an MRI machine, let alone two. How would that work? In my experience, an MRI machine was like a really small tunnel.

Maybe MRI machines come in different sizes, and they used a jumbo version.  I'm sure that two people could have fit into the machine that I was scanned with, with enough room to spare to allow for thrusting.
  :green:
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That second link - would have been fun to be a participant in that experiment.
Would you enjoy the exhibitionist aspect of it?
No I don't think so, heh. Although it would help that the people operating the machine would be out of the room while the experiment was running.

pyraxis - we have the small version here I think, as my friend who is very overweight had an MRI and had to stretch her arm over her head otherwise she wouldn't have fit into the scanner. I did wonder how they would fit her in as I remember how small the scanner was from when I had an MRI years ago.

When I was scanned, the control room had a big wall-sized window looking into the scanner room, with the people in the control room having a feet-first, crotch-second view of the person being scanned.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1556 on: December 15, 2011, 11:58:58 AM »
I didnt like having to lie dead stil for so long when I had mine. Fine at first but started to ache after a while. I think I was tensing my muscles too much

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1557 on: December 16, 2011, 03:14:24 AM »
Trust me, I know you're not joking.
Oh, do you, now?


Maybe you could get yourself into a study where people fuck/masturbate inside an MRI machine.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2011/nov/16/orgasm-mri-scanner

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16913288

Someone would have to figure out a way to keep the participant's heads stable for an fMRI of brain activity during sex, but it's currently possible to do fMRI for masturbation.
It's not as fun if it's just masturbation.

I masturbated last night, as part of my efforts to stress my heart in as many ways as possible.  I wonder if it'll give a noticeably different ECG reading to when I exercised.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1558 on: December 16, 2011, 06:07:17 AM »
You could start wearing a bell on your forehead and practising how to keep your head still while being fucked to demonstrate the feasibility of it.
I'll have to remember that whenever I start getting laid again.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1559 on: December 16, 2011, 06:09:14 AM »
Fucking sleet. gonn get soaked if I go out