A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Dear Jehovah's Witnesses: A very bad timing day to proselytize at our house. After having our door pounded on and our doorbell banged on by political "surveyors". You were lucky that Amber answered the door. She is far more diplomatic than me.Anyway, this older woman tells Amber that she is here to conduct a "survey" and Amber asks, "Are you from Bernie Sanders?" The old lady replies that she is actually from Jehovah's Witness. Amber says that she is a Catholic and quite happy to be so, several times in fact as the lady keeps rambling on. Finally the lady gets the point and leaves. I am staying out of sight and listening in to let Amber deal with her. As the lady keeps talking I come into view and just let her see me as I watch things unfold. We have had many past dealings with these religious salespeople and have not interest in being part of a cult sect. They have an interesting history of origin. If anybody is interested look up "The Millerites of 1830's/1840's New Hampshire" and their Doomsday cult origins back then. The Millerites also spawned the 7th Day Adventists.
Quote from: rock hound on February 12, 2020, 02:21:34 PMDear Jehovah's Witnesses: A very bad timing day to proselytize at our house. After having our door pounded on and our doorbell banged on by political "surveyors". You were lucky that Amber answered the door. She is far more diplomatic than me.Anyway, this older woman tells Amber that she is here to conduct a "survey" and Amber asks, "Are you from Bernie Sanders?" The old lady replies that she is actually from Jehovah's Witness. Amber says that she is a Catholic and quite happy to be so, several times in fact as the lady keeps rambling on. Finally the lady gets the point and leaves. I am staying out of sight and listening in to let Amber deal with her. As the lady keeps talking I come into view and just let her see me as I watch things unfold. We have had many past dealings with these religious salespeople and have not interest in being part of a cult sect. They have an interesting history of origin. If anybody is interested look up "The Millerites of 1830's/1840's New Hampshire" and their Doomsday cult origins back then. The Millerites also spawned the 7th Day Adventists. Get a pentagram or make one from sticks and vines...hang it near the door in a visible area.Took mine down because I think it scares the neighbors. But it's been a few years and they still won't touch my door.
I'm glad the house is quiet.