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I wish I had a sleep schedule.
Quote from: odeon on October 21, 2019, 06:53:28 AMI wish I had a sleep schedule. Sleep schedule?? WTF is that? I wake up every two hours at least...maybe that qualifies as a schedule.
I wish the dogs would take their wrestling session somewhere else other than my bed. They do it every night but they're both so massive that I end up curled up in a ball to avoid being trampled in the process. They know it's nighttime and it only lasts about 10 mins but they're like two little kids having a sleepover and if I tell them it's quiet time, they'll lay there for about 90 seconds before one pokes the other with a paw and it starts all over again. ::)x
Quote from: Phoenix on October 28, 2019, 07:17:12 PMI wish the dogs would take their wrestling session somewhere else other than my bed. They do it every night but they're both so massive that I end up curled up in a ball to avoid being trampled in the process. They know it's nighttime and it only lasts about 10 mins but they're like two little kids having a sleepover and if I tell them it's quiet time, they'll lay there for about 90 seconds before one pokes the other with a paw and it starts all over again. ::)x Two big dogs on the bed? Wow. I thought I had it bad with the two cats (Liam and Kira) having a play fight on my bed every morning, waking me up. Kira is the worst for it, running all over the top of me.I don't think I'd cope with those two huge dogs!