LOL at the pisspot pic.
We should introduce a new law, to be funded by not govt. borrowing against a deficit, but out of Theresa 'that dried up skanky old bitch' May's personal income. Every pub in the country to receive at LEAST one free pisser, with an enameled representation of the scabby old slag in question's face on it.
Although it might introduce the problem of people squatting in the urinals and leaving things that...ermmm...'build up', so perhaps replacement toilets, and so women can turn her face, if you can call it that, into an even larger dollop of steaming shyte too.
I mean, granted, it looks like a demon sucked the soul out of a grape and crapped on it, trying to make a faecal matter-coated hell's own brand of faux 'chocolate' raisin product, but no harm in adding to it, and helping give the staggering drunkards a place they KNOW they will prefer to shit and piss.