Ikea? you poor, poor wee muffin miss K; they have those stygian maws of hades where you are too? *hugs better* you have my deepest condolences for you and your nation.
Ikea is one of the devil's own finest inventions, custom-made in his finest hour to torment those desparately in need of horrid flatpack home add-ons after being forced to wander round the entire damnation-spawned pestilential gaping sphincter until you have gone round the whole ugly, windowless, nasty little abyss and eventually, when your will to live is broken and your soul sucked mostly from your body as if it were the devil's own ice-pop, it sees fit to shit you out in an emotionally, spiritually and mentally frayed, hell-mucus-bespattered mound of hollowed out flesh and skin.
Either that or the US government wanted a reason for people not to propose enforcable, binding treaties forbidding the use of incendiary weapons of warfare that would meet with universal approval.
CBC-thats because you are a spazz, dearie *pats on head*
And I can't quite put my finger on it, but my (rather damn cute too) young lady neighbor, she triggers my spesh-dar too. Things like, when offered a new plant for her garden (she loves her gardening) declining because 'oh, but I'd never be able to decide where to put it'. That really made my spazz bell ring. And another potential giveaway is that she sees, whilst open and friendly, slightly reserved, not shy per se, just that she has her own inner world in there too, that isn't necesarily a part of the one the rest of us see when we open our eyes and get out of bed.
And I kinda like her, which is another tick on the list, since I don't tend to find NT women attractive, even if they physically speaking, would be sizzling hot to NT guys, this lass I immediately took to on first speaking to her, liked her generally speaking, good to talk with, kinda attractive, refreshing to be around if that makes sense.