Post what you are thinking right now, part two

[Phoenix]

I hope I sleep tonight

['andersom']

Thinking hardly any neighbour has a decent taste in music.

[Phoenix]

It feels like it's going to take an entire week to recover from last week

[Queen Victoria]

Thinking hardly any neighbour has a decent taste in music.

I know.  I can't find bagpipe tunes on the wireless anymore.

[Icequeen]

Thinking hardly any neighbour has a decent taste in music.

I know.  I can't find bagpipe tunes on the wireless anymore.

Neighbor was hanging curtains on her porch last night while blaring the greatest hits of ABBA. I sat outside for over an hour and a half waiting for "the mother of all ABBA hits" ...it didn't come on.   

WTF kind of greatest hits album is that?

[Lestat]

I think I'd have to start building an EMP gun if my neighbors were to blare out bagpipe music on a radio. Bagpipes sound like a skinless cat with a penny whistle up its ass being covered in salt and strangled with its own tail. Only not a fraction as melodic.

Or somebody farting in reverse through an arse so tightly clenched you could use it as a pencil sharpener before blowing it with an asthmatic wheeze out of their nose and belching at the same time whilst breathing helium.

[Phoenix]

Thinking hardly any neighbour has a decent taste in music.

I know.  I can't find bagpipe tunes on the wireless anymore.

Neighbor was hanging curtains on her porch last night while blaring the greatest hits of ABBA. I sat outside for over an hour and a half waiting for "the mother of all ABBA hits" ...it didn't come on.   

WTF kind of greatest hits album is that?

I *love* ABBA!!!!

[Lestat]

*starts looking in misskitty's direction and hurriedly wiring up a bunch of his 25 farad electrolytic capacitors in series, with sparkgaps in between and a chain of charging resistors either side and looks around for a fast switch, some really big diodes and heat-sinks plus wires up a high-powered RF emitter and waveguide.....................*

[odeon]

Thinking hardly any neighbour has a decent taste in music.

I know.  I can't find bagpipe tunes on the wireless anymore.

Neighbor was hanging curtains on her porch last night while blaring the greatest hits of ABBA. I sat outside for over an hour and a half waiting for "the mother of all ABBA hits" ...it didn't come on.   

WTF kind of greatest hits album is that?

I *love* ABBA!!!!

Me too. I grew up listening to them.

[Lestat]

Its probably because the radio does its best to run away and hide from them QV

Just put an out of tune clarinet up a cat's backside and have an unwashed, sweaty hobo on a boiling hot day squeeze it beneath his cheap whisky-sodden, puke-saturated armpit. You'll end up with a different instrument, but more or less the same end result. Well, that and a greatly displeased, miserable cat that stinks like a pub toilet in a particularly nasty dive bar. It may be possible to expand the process to a greater degree of accuracy in replicating the overall sensory input by sucking on a used urinal cake liberated from the same habitat.

[Queen Victoria]

Its probably because the radio does its best to run away and hide from them QV

Just put an out of tune clarinet up a cat's backside and have an unwashed, sweaty hobo on a boiling hot day squeeze it beneath his cheap whisky-sodden, puke-saturated armpit. You'll end up with a different instrument, but more or less the same end result. Well, that and a greatly displeased, miserable cat that stinks like a pub toilet in a particularly nasty dive bar. It may be possible to expand the process to a greater degree of accuracy in replicating the overall sensory input by sucking on a used urinal cake liberated from the same habitat.

You're lucky I like you or I'd order a colonoscopy by bagpipe for you.

[DirtDawg]

Interesting quip I read ...

Dad to teen:

You wanna know why I worry so much about you? Imagine two hundred and seventy eight tabs open on your laptop at the same time, each with worst case scenarios of what could happen when you go do what you want to go do tonight.


Only the parent of a grown up teen could truly get this.
 

[Phoenix]

Wondering how I'm going to get through the next 3 weeks 

[odeon]

Interesting quip I read ...

Dad to teen:

You wanna know why I worry so much about you? Imagine two hundred and seventy eight tabs open on your laptop at the same time, each with worst case scenarios of what could happen when you go do what you want to go do tonight.


Only the parent of a grown up teen could truly get this.
 

A fairly accurate description, I'd say.

[DirtDawg]

This gives me the creeps, but I still laugh.