I don't understand men.
Me not gonna talk to them for a few days. Me scared. 
Men are easy to figure out. You, not so much.
I don't think men are as simple as people make them out to be. When it comes to friendships - super simple, more simple than women for sure. Relationships, forget simplicity. They start treating you differently.
(Taken from a Patti Stanger tweet)
Every man wants the 3 M's #Madonna in the bedroom, #marthastewart in the kitchen and #marypoppins in the nursery!
You see? simple!