A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on February 08, 2016, 12:26:53 PMThinking I want to go home now. "Home" is a moving target lately. Home is this apartment, in my dreams it's my childhood home, in my waking dreams it's some beautiful place of my own in the Rockies. And even then, I realize that there's a destination after all this, and it may be some sort of spirit world, or it may just be a hole in the ground and a state of unaware nonexistence. So, yeah ... where is home?
Thinking I want to go home now.
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2016, 12:32:12 PMQuote from: odeon on February 08, 2016, 12:26:53 PMThinking I want to go home now. "Home" is a moving target lately. Home is this apartment, in my dreams it's my childhood home, in my waking dreams it's some beautiful place of my own in the Rockies. And even then, I realize that there's a destination after all this, and it may be some sort of spirit world, or it may just be a hole in the ground and a state of unaware nonexistence. So, yeah ... where is home? Well, it's not a hotel room or a rented flat.
Quote from: odeon on February 14, 2016, 05:31:20 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2016, 12:32:12 PMQuote from: odeon on February 08, 2016, 12:26:53 PMThinking I want to go home now. "Home" is a moving target lately. Home is this apartment, in my dreams it's my childhood home, in my waking dreams it's some beautiful place of my own in the Rockies. And even then, I realize that there's a destination after all this, and it may be some sort of spirit world, or it may just be a hole in the ground and a state of unaware nonexistence. So, yeah ... where is home? Well, it's not a hotel room or a rented flat. It is if the hotel room or rented flat is ... haunted!!!!!
Have you noticed that you usually walk in the direction you're looking?
Thinking there is an annoying noise coming from somewhere outside.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 15, 2016, 03:08:23 PMHave you noticed that you usually walk in the direction you're looking?Steering also. Dangerous.
There's a domestic house spider (barn funnel weaver) in my bedroom at the moment. Caught the same chap in a glass a week ago and released him on my balcony after that. Um, I could do the same thing again this evening but this night the temperature will drop towards p/m -5°C. Seems a bit cruel to do to cold-blooded creature.