Thinking PA and I love each other too much.
I didn't tell him I was going to the grocery store since I didn't want to wake him up (it was 10 o'clock). He got up and saw the light was off in my room and that the front door was unlocked, so he locked it, both locks.
I had two armfuls of bags. Ain't love grand?
Note to self: next time wake the bastard darling up.