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I got myself another cup.
Quote from: odeon on January 10, 2015, 04:16:20 AMI got myself another cup.I did not know that your job was so "full contact" that you were required to wear a cup.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Train track gauge
I am thinking that I'm weirdly awake for the fact that it's morning. Not morning person. Very much not morning person. But the universe is smiling on me today.
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 09, 2015, 05:07:57 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2015, 03:00:01 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 09, 2015, 02:55:38 AMIt is kind of cold here.Looking at my deck mounted thermometer, it is eight degrees Fahrenheit, but the pisser is that my Escalade is completely frozen over, since I have not driven it in two days.I am expected at work in three hours and I can not get into my car. Blow dryer?Maybe, but the latest horror I have to deal with is that I stepped on my glasses and broke the fuck out of them.I can not work without my glasses.My sympathies. Hope you can get a replacement for them very soon.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2015, 03:00:01 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 09, 2015, 02:55:38 AMIt is kind of cold here.Looking at my deck mounted thermometer, it is eight degrees Fahrenheit, but the pisser is that my Escalade is completely frozen over, since I have not driven it in two days.I am expected at work in three hours and I can not get into my car. Blow dryer?Maybe, but the latest horror I have to deal with is that I stepped on my glasses and broke the fuck out of them.I can not work without my glasses.
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 09, 2015, 02:55:38 AMIt is kind of cold here.Looking at my deck mounted thermometer, it is eight degrees Fahrenheit, but the pisser is that my Escalade is completely frozen over, since I have not driven it in two days.I am expected at work in three hours and I can not get into my car. Blow dryer?
It is kind of cold here.Looking at my deck mounted thermometer, it is eight degrees Fahrenheit, but the pisser is that my Escalade is completely frozen over, since I have not driven it in two days.I am expected at work in three hours and I can not get into my car.
Quiet here today.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!