Local authorities believe that the reason OXMC wants to annex Greenland is because he wants to make Greenland the Isle of Elba for his son Eric Trump. Reasons why is that Eric seriously annoys the crap out of him.
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At the Chinese place on Christmas I tried feet. Nothing to them.
Thinking about ducks now.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 06, 2015, 07:51:40 PMAt the Chinese place on Christmas I tried feet. Nothing to them.Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2015, 11:55:00 PMThinking about ducks now.Thinking about footless ducks now. Some shoe sellers said I had feet, btw. Does that mean I now should be afraid of Chinese cooks?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
That's awesome, DirtDawg. Quote from: DirtDawg on January 05, 2015, 12:25:51 AM but I seem to have done it.This alignment is something you're doing yourself?
but I seem to have done it.
Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:30:51 AMThat's awesome, DirtDawg. Quote from: DirtDawg on January 05, 2015, 12:25:51 AM but I seem to have done it.This alignment is something you're doing yourself?Yes.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2015, 04:41:44 AMQuote from: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 02:26:43 PMQuote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:17:23 AMPerhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.I am scarred. I was abused by holiday shoppers.Ganged up on by disabled vets dressed in santa suits ringing bells seeking donations....and someone sent me calamari in tomato sauce to try instead of cookies this year.Feel my pain.Was the calamari good? I managed to choke down a small piece of the non-tentacle section after prepping myself with a glass of wine. The sauce in itself was excellent...the guy who made it is Italian and an excellent cook. But no.Just no...not going there ever again.
Quote from: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 02:26:43 PMQuote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:17:23 AMPerhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.I am scarred. I was abused by holiday shoppers.Ganged up on by disabled vets dressed in santa suits ringing bells seeking donations....and someone sent me calamari in tomato sauce to try instead of cookies this year.Feel my pain.Was the calamari good?
Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:17:23 AMPerhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.I am scarred. I was abused by holiday shoppers.Ganged up on by disabled vets dressed in santa suits ringing bells seeking donations....and someone sent me calamari in tomato sauce to try instead of cookies this year.Feel my pain.
Perhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.
Thinking I can't deal with any spinal stuff either.
Quote from: Icequeen on January 06, 2015, 01:43:04 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2015, 04:41:44 AMQuote from: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 02:26:43 PMQuote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:17:23 AMPerhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.I am scarred. I was abused by holiday shoppers.Ganged up on by disabled vets dressed in santa suits ringing bells seeking donations....and someone sent me calamari in tomato sauce to try instead of cookies this year.Feel my pain.Was the calamari good? I managed to choke down a small piece of the non-tentacle section after prepping myself with a glass of wine. The sauce in itself was excellent...the guy who made it is Italian and an excellent cook. But no.Just no...not going there ever again.Wut?? Calamari is like meat onion rings. I LOVE calamari!!
Quote from: odeon on January 07, 2015, 11:42:36 PMThinking I can't deal with any spinal stuff either.Back in nineteen seventy seven I suffered an injury to my lower spine, due to a fairly scary car accident.After two years of physical therapy, I began to learn what the therapists were trying to accomplish.Sometimes, I still need help, but mostly, I can do this on my own.
Quote from: Dieter on January 08, 2015, 09:02:29 PMQuote from: Icequeen on January 06, 2015, 01:43:04 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2015, 04:41:44 AMQuote from: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 02:26:43 PMQuote from: Jack on January 05, 2015, 12:17:23 AMPerhaps some are still scarred by the recent holidays.I am scarred. I was abused by holiday shoppers.Ganged up on by disabled vets dressed in santa suits ringing bells seeking donations....and someone sent me calamari in tomato sauce to try instead of cookies this year.Feel my pain.Was the calamari good? I managed to choke down a small piece of the non-tentacle section after prepping myself with a glass of wine. The sauce in itself was excellent...the guy who made it is Italian and an excellent cook. But no.Just no...not going there ever again.Wut?? Calamari is like meat onion rings. I LOVE calamari!! Calamari doesn't have to be fried.